Now that's FUNNY

[Frogee]

TRAFFIC LIGHT

I was sitting at a long red traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on coming cross traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-British slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack taped on the boot of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled,"Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the crossing and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Hell...that could have been me!"

…So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

[twolincs]

Love It !!!!

[Shabibilicious]

You scratched my truck!     

 

GO RV, then BV

[hame55]

TRAFFIC LIGHT

I was sitting at a long red traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on coming cross traffic.

A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-British slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack taped on the boot of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled,"Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the crossing and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Hell...that could have been me!"

…So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

That is funny.

Too bad it was Big Oil and not the Muslims that started all this war/terror stuff.

If it were the chairman of Exxon in the car, I'd get a job as a truck driver.

 

You guys drank the kool aid...

[Shabibilicious]

That is funny.

Too bad it was Big Oil and not the Muslims that started all this war/terror stuff.

If it were the chairman of Exxon in the car, I'd get a job as a truck driver.

 

You guys drank the kool aid...

 

It's a joke hame.....Hello!?    

 

GO RV, then BV

[jonjon]

If it had been a car load of liberal professors I'd buy a fleet of trucks.

[Frogee]

If it had been a car load of liberal professors I'd buy a fleet of trucks.

I am with you here!

[willy1der]

That is funny.

Too bad it was Big Oil and not the Muslims that started all this war/terror stuff.

If it were the chairman of Exxon in the car, I'd get a job as a truck driver.

 

You guys drank the kool aid...

So you're a jihadist sympathizer. I didn't realize we had so many of your kind running around the US. Take your sorry butt to Iran and if you make it back tell me how wonderful a country that is.