chuck norris

[jaq]

Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick the **** out of viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.

Hands down Cdr, most factual thread here!! LOL

[layadooganlazy]

Who's Chuck Norris?

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy

[jaq]

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy

Make him Stop!!!

[chang]

Chuck Norris was killed by BRUCE LEE long ago back in 80's.... LOL

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

[ambertone]

I heared that chuck norris is based on MEDIC.

everything he does is staged and rehearsed, takes not s**t but gives out plenty, has loads of films but all fiction & claims to be in the forces but would like to think so.

I reckon chuck norris is medics brother that was mailmans uncle that had an affair with sunglasses that was a blood brother of enroste.

Ali the dealer is Adams dad so all with be RVing soon at a cinema near you.

To watch the trailer please go to google & type in.

Trailer

LOL

[cdr]

keep them commin

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.

On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

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Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

[dollarstx]

For all of you that like to kid about Chuck Norris.....Ennorste had a brother named Chuck that passed away some time ago. If you don't know Ennorste's real name it is Steve Norris. Just FYI. Thanks. People have feelings you know.

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Chuck Norris runs mac osx on his Etch-a-Sketch.

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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

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If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fckng beef.

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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon