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MagicSchoolBus

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  1. Looks like he pushes a button.... and then this shows up... Now lets start our cabinet session
  2. So if I were to call.... will i get "Brusey-Goose" and the "horse-radish" voice I'm dying to hear??? I need to clear out the build up of corn wax in my ears.... might even make a few candles to light for the RV.
  3. The goat went far and wide to the deepest treacherous valley to bring us this dribble... haha baahhhh!!!
  4. From the land before time, Frankie has always had a mouthful of ....... __________ .... [you can "fill" in the blank there]
  5. Them rats bit up all them copper lines.... communications are cut, the lights went out.... ******* sorry people... that was me ....does this count as an excuse?
  6. Bruce found another way to toss salad... the won dung shuffle! Ma-damn Whooo???? Yeah, he "wanged" it alright.... not going to be the last time that Wang-A-Dang Wi-man gonna golf this
  7. His sins are so deep and dirty, he attempts to reenter the confession room... to wash away his sins... *click* *click*... .... sorry doors are locked.... Booths are full at the moment with the "Animal Trinity" [the Rat, Bruce the goose, and the Blue balls Wolfe] .... and all the while ... Frank is leading and performing confessions ..... ...... I think he might have paid off the bishop and got first class trip tickets to the Stairway to Heaven.....
  8. Yesssir Bruce the goose is on the loose again!! $16... if you believe this, then your "iq" isn't that high.... but for the goose to pull that "card" is genius.... I pull the RED card... ejected from play!
  9. maybe if the two use the same toilet for #2 and it became... Bruce and RayRat... "BRAT" droppings hehe.. holy bat **** it's GUANO!
  10. Double Top Secret Red Hot Alert. I saw that heading and then looked down and then I seen B-R-U-C-E.... It fizzed out .... there goes THAT alert.
  11. aww... was waiting for a good bank story, it's been a while since we had one ... this one no bueno man!
  12. Classic below: "maybe it's all that pumping... pumping dump" ha ha love that movie!
  13. No rope to save the plumber ... or did it get flushed down the tube?
  14. Tony was a boy who call bluwolf ..... the sheep all bahh bahhh to his call
  15. In some parts of the country, and the world too.... those are considered "roadkill" hehe
  16. For me, I like a 999, with lots of zero's behind it! There are the "trinity" you can never count on... The Rat, Uncolored Wolfe, and The Goat's Throat .... all voice acted by Dr. Clarke... strings pulled by puppet masters the BCC (blue couch couple).
  17. So.. here are reading between lines from Luigi's OP below... 26 July 2017 Judy Byington...Restored Republic 1- The USB was taken out of deep freeze today July 25. real meaning: the BS-USB will be used on the FLDSMDFR for "reset." note: google it if you haven't seen the movie *thumbs up* 2-They're debating possible ammendment improvements for for 20 hrs starting 4 PM EST Tues July 25. real meaning: they are debating what day i to acclaim as national food day ..... 3-By Wed July 26 they should vote in majority, that which will ulimately become America's new new health care/currwncy law. real meaning: they are voting majority what they will want America to have for lunch everyday. 4-Trump will sign whatever lands on his desk. When he does, the world will be allowed to RV. real meaning: T-Rump will sign a boob, forearm or whatever comes under his pen ! Please, sign me a check! 5-Why? The USN will have been made law by both a republic Congress & republic president, per the GESARA mandate. Meaning, our nation's freely elected leaders will have to chosen to accept the USN out of free will as it is legal tender. real meaning: Forget WHY, understand they can and will do whatever the hell they want to because they can, even if it means taking a dump in your pool because their toilet is too small.
  18. So "Bruce the Goose" believes he has laid the Golden Egg... I think I seen that somewhere... Oh yea that's it!! Willy Wonka [1971]... there was one bad egg though...egg
  19. I think we need a "YEP" man. Like Dave from Storage Wars...
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