delta22 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 MICRO CHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISLAMANIAC TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO GOD The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead. When properly installed, it will allow the terrorist to speak to God. It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal. The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection. No Anesthetic is required. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches and pains are extremely temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, you won't even notice it. Please enjoy the security we provide for you. Best regards, 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorkerBee Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Umm took me a second, but I'm slow sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25mikemike Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Thanks,,,,, I needed a good laugh,,,,,,wow,,,,I just wet myself,,,,,,,,keep em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiveDeepSix Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 LOL very nice, kinda like when they asked a marine what do you feel when you shoot a terrorist? Answer: "RECOIL" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKVET Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Delta22 That caused a good laugh. DeepDiveSix Does a Marine feel recoil when injecting a terrorist with the microchip to speak to God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 A very fitting implant for radicals I'd say. Thanks Delta +1 for you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiaKaha Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Lol thanks for the laugh! Made my nite! KK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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