Boudreaux joke

[Coonass]

Boudreaux was tryin' to find his way from Houma to Ville Platte. He stopped to ask an older gentleman directions, he say "Hey there senoir fella, whas my fastest way to Ville Platte?" The old guy replied "Well young fella, are you walking or are you driving?" Boudreaux replied that he was driving, the old guy replied "Das da fastest way"

[venetia]

Nice to see something funny amongst the doom and gloom.

[chuckray]

''The most used phrase in my administration if I were to be President would be 'What the hell you mean we're out of missiles?'''

—Glenn Beck, Jan. 2009