Beer,fishing,sex,dinner/dinars & golf

[Qman]

A man was walking down the street when he was

accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner/Dinars

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten

dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner/Dinars?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the

homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying

food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless

man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf

course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I

haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red

light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?"

exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you

the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner/Dinars cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife

be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer,fishing, golf, and sex."

[xxxgator]

good one

[hurricanewayne]

A man was walking down the street when he was

accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner/Dinars

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten

dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner/Dinars?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the

homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying

food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless

man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf

course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I

haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red

light district instead of food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?"

exclaimed the homeless man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you

the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner/Dinars cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife

be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer,fishing, golf, and sex."

thats a good joke

Edited January 26, 2011 by hurricanewayne

[egadman]

hardy. har. har. har....

Edited January 26, 2011 by egadman

[BruceV]

Nice one Qman

[mythunter]

That's good. I'm gonna have to tell my wife this one.

[ROACH]

True story, honest!

[MooCow]

LOL

[splicer09]

. Ty I needed that.

[bsndhn]

I needed the laugh myself. I like it so much I going to use it at church tonight!