A Blonde's Year In Review‏

[moose 57]

ENJOY - A Blonde's  Year in Review

  

January

 

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

 

February  

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

 

March

Got  really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....

Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April  

Trapped on escalator for hours ...  

Power went out!!!

 

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

 

June

Tried to go water skiing.......

Couldn't find a lake with a slope. 

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....

Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!

 

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....

Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.

September  

 

The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? 

 

October

Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel.

 

November

   

Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days  ...

 

Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

 

December

Couldn't call 911.

'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

 

 

 

 

THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO  FAR

 

 

A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his  attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house

and went straight to the mailbox.

 

She opened it then slammed it shut and

 

Stormed back in the house.

  

 

A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went.

 

 

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box,

opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

 

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'

 

To which she replied,  'There certainly is!'

 

 

 

 

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My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT  MAIL!'

 

 

 

[bigwave]

Thanks Moose my wife figured out most of them and felt sorry for the girl on the others.

[ronscarpa]

Thanks Moose for brightening my day with a bit of humor...(+1)   I'll give this a Five (5) Star rating...LOL