Frogee Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 TRAFFIC LIGHT I was sitting at a long red traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on coming cross traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-British slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack taped on the boot of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled,"Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the crossing and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Hell...that could have been me!" …So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twolincs Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 Love It !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 You scratched my truck! GO RV, then BV 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hame55 Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 TRAFFIC LIGHT I was sitting at a long red traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on coming cross traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-British slogans, with a half-burned Union Jack taped on the boot of their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to me. Suddenly they yelled,"Aqbar Allah! Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the crossing and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Hell...that could have been me!" …So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver. That is funny. Too bad it was Big Oil and not the Muslims that started all this war/terror stuff. If it were the chairman of Exxon in the car, I'd get a job as a truck driver. You guys drank the kool aid... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 That is funny. Too bad it was Big Oil and not the Muslims that started all this war/terror stuff. If it were the chairman of Exxon in the car, I'd get a job as a truck driver. You guys drank the kool aid... It's a joke hame.....Hello!? GO RV, then BV 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonjon Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 If it had been a car load of liberal professors I'd buy a fleet of trucks. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frogee Posted April 24, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 If it had been a car load of liberal professors I'd buy a fleet of trucks.I am with you here! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy1der Posted April 24, 2013 Report Share Posted April 24, 2013 That is funny. Too bad it was Big Oil and not the Muslims that started all this war/terror stuff. If it were the chairman of Exxon in the car, I'd get a job as a truck driver. You guys drank the kool aid... So you're a jihadist sympathizer. I didn't realize we had so many of your kind running around the US. Take your sorry butt to Iran and if you make it back tell me how wonderful a country that is. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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