smee2 Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED "Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Ranger. "It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy. The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!" Now, Miss Russell had taught grammar school for thirty-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Ranger what he meant by that. Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Ranger and trouble were old friends,...... but he always told her the truth . "You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!'' "Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids ! "My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an Injun on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barreled 12-gauge shot gun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!" "Miss Russell, we all been cleanin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!" 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesjeske Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 I dont get it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okane Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 I dont get it Daddy was startled by Rip's cold nose up his crack and shot the chickens. I take it that has never happened to you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaiexpat Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 I thought he was gonna say, "I spent all morning clearning the CRAP off the dogs head.." hahahahaahah. Good joke. Thanks and cheers :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rope Posted February 15, 2013 Report Share Posted February 15, 2013 Well, it was the subject title and description that threw me off............ And, yes I got it.......with my Dad, he was always after skunks........one night my sister was with her boyfriend-sitting in the car they had just returned from a date-when Dad came out ready to shoot skunk. Can you imagine the look on the boyfriends face when he seen a naked man, running around in the dark, packing a gun? (Apparently that didn't phase him.....they did marry- a few years down the road). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2D2 Posted February 16, 2013 Report Share Posted February 16, 2013 Thank You smee. I thought it was a cutie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smee2 Posted February 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2013 I dont get it You have NEVER been "cold nosed"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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