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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,

Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio.

Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1. "I'm a Democrat"

2. "Amnesty for Illegals"

3. "I love the Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted for Obama"

6. "George Strait Sucks"

7. "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and....

8. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one if any make it back to Dallas wins!

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Considering the tone of the comments thus far, I would be surprised if they made it to the first commercial break!

smee2

:D Yep your right Smee, they have to cancel the show before it even started.

When you come across the border into Texas, we have signs that say "Don't Mess With Texas" don't take to heart, at least we warned you. :D All in all we Texan's have big hearts. But don't mess with George, my man. His songs can tell a story. :wub:

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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,

Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio.

Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1. "I'm a Democrat"

2. "Amnesty for Illegals"

3. "I love the Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted for Obama"

6. "George Strait Sucks"

7. "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and....

8. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one if any make it back to Dallas wins!

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,

Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio.

Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1. "I'm a Democrat"

2. "Amnesty for Illegals"

3. "I love the Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted for Obama"

6. "George Strait Sucks"

7. "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and....

8. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one if any make it back to Dallas wins!

Sorry folks, Houston we have a problem :D

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,

Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio.

Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1. "I'm a Democrat"

2. "Amnesty for Illegals"

3. "I love the Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted for Obama"

6. "George Strait Sucks"

7. "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and....

8. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one if any make it back to Dallas wins!

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Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows,

Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor, Texas-Style!"

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin and San Antonio.

Then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius with bumper stickers that read:

1. "I'm a Democrat"

2. "Amnesty for Illegals"

3. "I love the Dixie Chicks"

4. "Boycott Beef"

5. "I Voted for Obama"

6. "George Strait Sucks"

7. "Re-elect Obama in 2012" and....

8. "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one if any make it back to Dallas wins!

Let me try this again. Sorry peeps.

I will be driving my Ford Explorer and a rest stop in Galveston will added to the lineup. My bumper sticker will read.

1. I'm a Republican.

2. No amnesty for illegals, period!

3. I hate the Dixie Chicks.

4. Let's stop in Amarillo for a 72oz. steak.

5. I didn't vote for O.

6. George Strait sucks. Sorry folks. I said it.

7. Vote Republican 2012! :D

8. I promise I won't take your fire arm as long as you have a permit and are trained to use it.

See you at the finish line Texans!

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:lol: 8. I promise I won't take your fire arm as long as you have a permit and are trained to use it. :lol: :

-yOU DONT NEED A permit---i KNOW YOU KNOW HOW TO USE IT---- I aint that crazy to ask to see that barrell. Like the guy who said ---this set of binoculars dont seem to work--- should have taken the caps o---bang----------------- so screw the permit---and besides you can take ALL OF my guns --- but ill be fair with ya--- would you like to take the AMMO 1st

??? - now that is comin from a NORTHERNER- (thats a person from up north -in case some of you hillbillies from Texas judt didn tknow ) :lol::tiphat::bravo::moon-from-car:

That car emotoican --- i just couldnt resist it--then i thot - DAM that was stupid--- i say that and i go thru Texas you would shoot my ass of--- so ill get my brother in law to

:lol: :lol: :lol: this -

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Noway abner we wouldnt shoot you as long as your :moon-from-car: is heading north lol

-- GOD GRIEF -Dam i feel at home ya,ll -- Ill 2 step with anyone. ----Now i know that is different there than here- But then it is different in the East as in the Wild West. -- So i guess ill get a cup of coffee and settle in. Texas is big enough for both of us. Hope ya stay a spell :lol:
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