Bribe the Candidates!

[wavggg]

Dear Mr. (Insert name here):

We here at the Dinar Vets SUPERPAC would be delighted to be able to contribute unholy amounts of money to your campaign to insure your election as President and eventual King, but alas, until the Iraqi Dinar is revalued to be equivilant to the US Dollar, we are in a sort of a conundrum.

If you can demonstrate to us that you, yourself can and will immediately force the issue of Revaluation as stated, we are prepared to make sure you never want for political contributions again! After a successful revaluation, we really don't care if you raise or lower taxes, set Americans free from bondage or make them slaves for all eternity. Frankly, just like you, we are in it for ourselves and families and are content to let the sheep be sheered.

So. if this is of interest to you, and you can name a rate and a date that sticks, please create a login for yourself here on Dinar Vets and post a comment to let us know that you are prepared to meet the terms of our offer. Please understand that this offer is being made to all your competitors as well and the offer is on a first-come first-served basis... there is no consolation prize for second place!

Thank you for your time. We look forward to hearing from you and the possibility of watching you cream in your pants with anticipation of our support.

Best Regards,

Greg and his Pals at DinarVets!

[RRSport]

Moved out of rumors in 3...2...1...

[wavggg]

it's on the topic edge - I leave it to Mods best judgement...

After all - political humor knows no home...

gg

Edited January 30, 2012 by wavggg

[tim5400]

i will not lower my moral standard in the form of a bribe to bring this to a conclusion...just for money...sorry cant do it....i have pride and honor and when i invested in this i knew it was part GAMBLE.......

[bobab]

I disagree, I am a sheep for no one......

[wavggg]

The post was given as a tongue-in-cheek political satire... (joke)

for pete's sake how can anyone take it seriously and respond "as if" offended?

somebody needs to have their "funny-bone" mended...

Mods - please kill my post before anyone else gets all freaky on me

thank!

greg