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I could live with that.

This one is for you Dawg........ Dog named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."

HUMMMMM...You are NASTY but it was funny... Check this one out... Gonna Get Lucky A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants." Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the night"." We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father was a pharmacist."

Sure....

HUMMMM....BLAH BLAH BLAH.... YO MOMMA 1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost. 2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time. 3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet. 4. Yo Momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared. 5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. 6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. 7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her. 8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on. 9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her. 10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application

That is funny thanks for the laugh.....

So what if Brownc72 does not like the JOKE, I don't like it either. So What....move on. I have a great sense of humor but I find this too TWISTED...And????

Welfare Facts @@welfare Asians are overall MORE likely to take welfare for most programs, but equal to whites per poor person. Immigrants are about half as likely to receive welfare if you leave out refugees. However, Norman Matloff has attacked the few elderly Asians who take advantage of SSI (which isn't normally called "welfare", but the term has stuck) when their grown children are relatively affluent. The flip side is that immigrant workers are funding the retirement of disproportionately white elderly with the social security system. To get a fair return, I believe that as long as their sponsors pay into social security, their elderly parents should be able to collect as long as they naturalize as citizens. link Lester Thurow, and many other economists say that Social Security is effectively welfare since funds paid in are paid out plus interest in only 4 years for most retirees today. If you count social security along with public assistance, Asians and Hispanics have the lowest amount of "welfare" payments per household, only $1,500 compared to $2,500 for nonhispanic white households. Social Security and Public Assistance Race Payments Index ss per Total / household pop Index NHWhite $2,486 1.00 NHWhite $890 1.00 White $2,452 -1.00 White $857 -1.04 total $2,353 -1.04 total $757 -1.18 Black $2,037 -1.20 Black $435 -2.04 AmInd $1,899 -1.29 AmInd $351 -2.54 Hisp $1,550 -1.58 Hisp $243 -3.66 AsianPI $1,477 -1.66 AsianPI $224 -3.97

Acutally, surprisingly I found the same thing from both a black and white writers as the conclusion is the same. I took this from another point of view than the one being posted since "Q " is always bringing race into the picture. I understand her agenda clearly. It is not about race but, you do have to take a look at this country's history to get the "True Story".

HUMMMM.....By the way Jesus died on the cross long before slavery in America, so the lie that "Whites" did such in such is ignorant at best. Read your bible. Christianity is not a black or white or even a racial issue. The Word is very clear on that. 300,000,000 * .55 = 165,000,000 165,000,000 * .38 = 62,700,000 300,000,000 * .12 = 36,000,000 36,000,000 * .37 = 13,320,000 So WHITES are the biggest consumers of Welfare HANDS DOWN!!!! Welfare babies!!! 62 million vs. 13 million !!!! The untold story: whites and welfare by Muriel L. Whetstone .It has become almost acceptable to characterize welfare recipients as irresponsible, negligent baby-breeders on a free ride, courtesy of the taxpaying public. Popular portrayals are of mothers dependent on the government for support, who breed babies for the sole purpose of collecting undeserved welfare checks. And what is implied--if not overtly expressed--by social scientists, politicians, the media, and many Americans is that the vast majority of these women are Black. "It's clear that welfare has a Black face," says Dr. Mary Frances Berry, chairperson of the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights. "Whenever you see television or news shows about welfare, only occasionally will they show someone who is not African-American," she says. "The assumption is that when you speak of welfare, you're speaking of Black people." More Articles of Interest Report reveals blacks now outnumber whites on U.S. welfare rolls Majority of welfare recipients white, non-urban, study reveals More whites than blacks on welfare despite myth Who gets welfare? Despite prevailing stereotype, whites, not blacks, collect... Time on welfare: why do people enter and leave the system? The facts, however, reveal an entirely different picture that underscores the difference between the rhetoric that would have one believe that most welfare recipients are Black and the reality that the majority of them are White. "I think welfare and crime are two of what I call 'racially loaded' issues," says Dr. Ronald Walters, chairman of the political science department at Howard University. "The social function that they perform is that they give people a way to talk about race without actually articulating the concept. It's a way of talking about Black people without actually saying 'those Black people.'" Racist attitudes notwithstanding, it is a matter of record that White mothers receive more than half of the checks distributed under the auspices of the Aid to Families with Dependent Children program--55.2 percent, compared to 39.2 percent received by Blacks. Additionally, the U.S. Census Bureau reported in February that during an average month in 1990, 61 percent of major assistance program participants were White, compared to 34 percent who were African-American. Social Security is the nation's largest welfare program, although many Whites prefer to call it a retirement plan. The government writes retirement and disability benefit checks to 35.4 million recipients of whom 88.7 percent are White and 9.6 percent are Black. The reason behind this shocking disparity is perhaps the most lamentable of all: The life expectancy rate for Blacks is six years shorter than that of Whites, meaning Black workers spend years paying into a retirement system only to have White retirees reap the benefits for a longer time. Welfare critics rarely search the Social Security rolls for "welfare cheats," but train their sights on people getting Aid to Families with Dependent Children (AFDC), Medicaid and food stamps, the relief programs with the most Black clients. Yet government figures show that Whites not Blacks make up the bulk of clients on these public aid programs; a fact that dispels the notion that Blacks are scheming for a free lunch courtesy of the American taxpayer. Among the poorest of the poor--single mothers, living below the poverty line with minor children to support 39.7 percent of AFDC clients are Black single mothers and 38.1 percent are White women with children. Food stamp recipients are 37.2 percent Black and 46.2 percent White. Medicaid benefits are paid to 27.5 percent Black recipients compared to 48.5 percent White clients. Although the numbers show that Whites get the biggest chunk of public aid dollars, welfare critics still charge that Blacks shouldn't collect 33 percent of welfare benefits when they only make up 12 percent of the general population. They say the imbalance proves their case that Blacks are too busy complaining and blaming racism for their plight to look for a job. But racism is at the heart of the standard-of-living gap between Blacks and Whites, welfare advocates argue. Unlawful race-based hiring practices, they contend, keep Blacks from getting jobs that pay enough to lift them out of poverty. Until more blue-collar jobs open up to Black workers, Blacks will continue to battle poverty and the freeloader misconception. "Public and congressional deliberations over... welfare reform in the last few years have been fueled by distortions and outright falsehoods about poverty," the National Urban League asserted in its 1988 report, Black Americans and Public Policy. "Welfare reform is not solely a Black issue, but one in need of immediate attention." Turning welfare reform into a "Black issue" makes racial scapegoating easy and allows stereotypes, like the Reaganera "welfare queen," to go unchallenged, public aid supporters say. Rightwing reformers cast Whites as "deserving" clients who are legitimately unable to pay their own way through no fault of their own. Blacks are labeled "undeserving" recipients who are looking for the feds to subsidize their slothfulness. Attaching a moral value to work is not a new convention; it is a philosophy deeply rooted in the religious beliefs and social welfare laws that Anglo-Saxon settlers brought to the New World. These values were imposed upon poor immigrants from other European countries who later perpetuated them after moving into mainstream society. The Puritanical work ethic faced its greatest challenge following the stock market crash of 1929 and the Great Depression of the 1930s. The nation was forced to re-think its social welfare conventions when it realized that economic forces--not misplaced values--could lead to financial disaster. President Franklin D. Roosevelts New Deal programs and the adoption of the Social Security Act of 1935 symbolized the country's commitment to protecting family and personal incomes. President Lyndon B. Johnson's Great Society anti-poverty programs of the 1960s ushered in some of the programs of today's welfare system.

WHEW....all that testosterone gathered together in one place too. LOL

It is the All-Seeing Eye of Providence, meaning God is watching. In the Latin writing it says "He approves our endeavors".

My father was a Vietnam and Korean Army disabled Veteran, I am a veteran as well. My father rests in Leavenworth National Cemetery, that is the most important National Cemetery to me and his loved ones. Arlington is one of 146 National Cemeteries of importance. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_cemetery "United States National Cemetery" is a designation for 146 nationally important cemeteries in the United States. A National Cemetery is generally a military cemetery containing the graves of U.S. military personnel, veterans and their spouses but not exclusively so. There are also state veteran cemeteries. The best known National Cemetery is Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington County, Virginia, outside of Washington, D.C.. Some National Cemeteries, especially Arlington, contain the graves of important civilian leaders and other important national figures. Some National Cemeteries also contain sections for Confederate soldiers. The National Cemetery Administration of the United States Department of Veterans Affairs maintains 130 of the 146 national cemeteries. The Department of the Army maintains two national cemeteries, Arlington National Cemetery and United States Soldiers' and Airmen's Home National Cemetery. The National Park Service (NPS) maintains 14 cemeteries associated with historic sites and battlefields. Additionally the American Battle Monuments Commission maintains 24 American military cemeteries overseas. Listed The National Cemeteries, in the US. List of National Cemeteries Cemetery City State Entity Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery Elwood Illinois VA Alabama National Cemetery Montevallo Alabama VA Alexandria National Cemetery Pineville Louisiana VA Alexandria National Cemetery Alexandria Virginia VA Alton National Cemetery Alton Illinois VA Andersonville National Cemetery Andersonville Georgia NPS Andrew Johnson National Cemetery Greeneville Tennessee NPS Annapolis National Cemetery Annapolis Maryland VA Antietam National Cemetery Sharpsburg Maryland NPS Arlington National Cemetery Arlington Virginia Army Bakersfield National Cemetery Bakersfield California VA Balls Bluff National Cemetery Leesburg Virginia VA Baltimore National Cemetery Baltimore Maryland VA Barrancas National Cemetery Pensacola Florida VA Bath National Cemetery Bath New York VA Baton Rouge National Cemetery Baton Rouge Louisiana VA Battleground National Cemetery Washington D.C. NPS Bay Pines National Cemetery Bay Pines Florida VA Beaufort National Cemetery Beaufort South Carolina VA Beverly National Cemetery Beverly New Jersey VA Biloxi National Cemetery Biloxi Mississippi VA Black Hills National Cemetery Sturgis South Dakota VA Calverton National Cemetery Calverton New York VA Camp Butler National Cemetery Springfield Illinois VA Camp Nelson National Cemetery Nicholasville Kentucky VA Cave Hill National Cemetery Louisville Kentucky VA Chalmette National Cemetery Chalmette Louisiana NPS Chattanooga National Cemetery Chattanooga Tennessee VA City Point National Cemetery Hopewell Virginia VA Cold Harbor National Cemetery Mechanicsville Virginia VA Corinth National Cemetery Corinth Mississippi VA Crown Hill National Cemetery Indianapolis Indiana VA Culpeper National Cemetery Culpeper Virginia VA Custer National Cemetery Crow Agency Montana NPS Cypress Hills National Cemetery Brooklyn New York VA Dallas-Fort Worth National Cemetery Dallas Texas VA Danville National Cemetery (Illinois) Danville Illinois VA Danville National Cemetery (Kentucky) Danville Kentucky VA Danville National Cemetery (Virginia) Danville Virginia VA Dayton National Cemetery Dayton Ohio VA Eagle Point National Cemetery Eagle Point Oregon VA Fayetteville National Cemetery Fayetteville Arkansas VA Finn's Point National Cemetery Salem New Jersey VA Florence National Cemetery Florence South Carolina VA Florida National Cemetery Bushnell Florida VA Fort Bayard National Cemetery Bayard New Mexico VA Fort Bliss National Cemetery Fort Bliss Texas VA Fort Custer National Cemetery Augusta Michigan VA Fort Donelson National Cemetery Dover Tennessee NPS Fort Gibson National Cemetery Fort Gibson Oklahoma VA Fort Harrison National Cemetery Richmond Virginia VA Fort Leavenworth National Cemetery Fort Leavenworth Kansas VA Fort Logan National Cemetery Denver Colorado VA Fort Lyon National Cemetery Las Animas Colorado VA Fort McPherson National Cemetery Maxwell Nebraska VA Fort Meade National Cemetery Sturgis South Dakota VA Fort Mitchell National Cemetery Fort Mitchell Alabama VA Fort Richardson National Cemetery Fort Richardson Alaska VA Fort Rosecrans National Cemetery San Diego California VA Fort Sam Houston National Cemetery San Antonio Texas VA Fort Scott National Cemetery Fort Scott Kansas VA Fort Sill National Cemetery Elgin Oklahoma VA Fort Smith National Cemetery Fort Smith Arkansas VA Fort Snelling National Cemetery Minneapolis Minnesota VA Fredericksburg National Cemetery Fredericksburg Virginia NPS Georgia National Cemetery Cherokee County Georgia VA Gerald B. 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Solomon Saratoga National Cemetery Schuylerville New York VA Gettysburg National Cemetery Gettysburg Pennsylvania NPS Glendale National Cemetery Richmond Virginia VA Golden Gate National Cemetery San Bruno California VA Grafton National Cemetery Grafton West Virginia VA Hampton National Cemetery Hampton Virginia VA Hampton VA National Cemetery Hampton Virginia VA Hot Springs National Cemetery Hot Springs South Dakota VA Houston National Cemetery Houston Texas VA Indiantown Gap National Cemetery Annville Pennsylvania VA Jacksonville National Cemetery Jacksonville Florida VA Jefferson Barracks National Cemetery St. Louis Missouri VA Jefferson City National Cemetery Jefferson City Missouri VA Keokuk National Cemetery Keokuk Iowa VA Kerrville National Cemetery Kerrville Texas VA Knoxville National Cemetery Knoxville Tennessee VA Leavenworth National Cemetery Leavenworth Kansas VA Lebanon National Cemetery Lebanon Kentucky VA Lexington National Cemetery Lexington Kentucky VA Little Rock National Cemetery Little Rock Arkansas VA Long Island National Cemetery Farmingdale New York VA Los Angeles National Cemetery Los Angeles California VA Loudon Park National Cemetery Baltimore Maryland VA Marietta National Cemetery Marietta Georgia VA Marion National Cemetery Marion Indiana VA Massachusetts National Cemetery Bourne Massachusetts VA Memphis National Cemetery Memphis Tennessee VA Mill Springs National Cemetery Nancy Kentucky VA Mobile National Cemetery Mobile Alabama VA Mound City National Cemetery Mound City Illinois VA Mountain Home National Cemetery Mountain Home Tennessee VA Nashville National Cemetery Madison Tennessee VA Natchez National Cemetery Natchez Mississippi VA National Cemetery of the Alleghenies Cecil Township Pennsylvania VA National Memorial Cemetery of Arizona Phoenix Arizona VA National Memorial Cemetery of the Pacific Honolulu Hawaii VA New Albany National Cemetery New Albany Indiana VA New Bern National Cemetery New Bern North Carolina VA Ohio Western Reserve National Cemetery Rittman Ohio VA Philadelphia National Cemetery Philadelphia Pennsylvania VA Poplar Grove National Cemetery Petersburg Virginia NPS Port Hudson National Cemetery Zachary Louisiana VA Prescott National Cemetery Prescott Arizona VA Puerto Rico National Cemetery Bayamon Puerto Rico VA Quantico National Cemetery Triangle Virginia VA Quincy National Cemetery Quincy Illinois VA Raleigh National Cemetery Raleigh North Carolina VA Richmond National Cemetery Richmond Virginia VA Riverside National Cemetery Riverside California VA Rock Island National Cemetery Rock Island Illinois VA Roseburg National Cemetery Roseburg Oregon VA Sacramento Valley National Cemetery Dixon California VA Salisbury National Cemetery Salisbury North Carolina VA San Antonio National Cemetery San Antonio Texas VA San Francisco National Cemetery San Francisco California VA San Joaquin Valley National Cemetery Gustine California VA Santa Fe National Cemetery Santa Fe New Mexico VA Seven Pines National Cemetery Sandston Virginia VA Shiloh National Cemetery Shiloh Tennessee NPS Sitka National Cemetery Sitka Alaska VA South Florida National Cemetery Lake Worth Florida VA Springfield National Cemetery Springfield Missouri VA St. Augustine National Cemetery St. Augustine Florida VA Staunton National Cemetery Staunton Virginia VA Stones River National Cemetery Murfreesboro Tennessee NPS Tahoma National Cemetery Kent Washington VA Togus National Cemetery Chelsea Maine VA U.S. Soldiers' and Airmen's Home National Cemetery Washington D.C. Army Vicksburg National Cemetery Vicksburg Mississippi NPS Washington Crossing National Cemetery Newtown Pennsylvania VA West Virginia National Cemetery Grafton West Virginia VA Willamette National Cemetery Portland Oregon VA Wilmington National Cemetery Wilmington North Carolina VA Winchester National Cemetery Winchester Virginia VA Wood National Cemetery Milwaukee Wisconsin VA Woodlawn National Cemetery Elmira New York VA Yorktown National Cemetery Yorktown Virginia NPS Zachary Taylor National Cemetery Louisville Kentucky VA

Is that a new 2010 term? Are you a true REPLICAN? Wonders never cease. Have a wonderful day Ds2. Please hurry and RV dinar......

Fantastic post and worth listening to, had a wealth of information. If you want to have some kind of understanding about the formation of the goverment or lack there of take time out to listen.

That was truly funny......It took me 10 minutes to stop laughing.

Okay that was AWESOME, great post.......Loving it.

Where can I get one of those...HUMMMMM. Go Jesus, Go Jesus Go. I love it.

LOL, My favorite show saw them all I still have some of those clothes..... And I still dance to the music.

Thanks for the Great info....

HERE HERE...That is really funny.

We are being told that lower denominations are not out. Can anyone please post pictures of the 1, 5, and 10 new dinar notes for us to see?

Thanks for the post but wasn't this always the challenge? OH my.........

You are too funny....I laughed so hard I cried. By the way you could have offered some dong (dung)

Fantastic comments, and the TRUTH....It is so funny that is the one question that I have been asking all my friends and family. This should be a heads up for everyone.