lizlemon78

HELLO EVERYONE LISTENING IN ON PORTABLE SOUND DEVICES AND SHIPS IN AND/OR AROUND WATER. I just got off the phone with a close personal friend of mine who witnessed an amazing incident today at today's session of Parliament in Baghdad. He said that things were getting really funky. All the ministers were seated, some we've been waiting on and some we didn't even know they had included into their new government (such as the Secretary of Secretaries and the Minister of Animal Husbandry) when an unknown aggressor broke into the Parliament meeting room and snatched what was to be the final budget draft straight from the hands of Maliki himself, who it is confirmed may or may not have been there, or even have hands. Said assailant then hung from a chandelier dramatically and then leapt from a high ledge in the main meeting hall, flipping once and then swinging from an as-of-yet noticed rope dangling from the ceiling. There was much commotion. An squad of elite Iraqi security forces took pursuit, lead by the guy from Lost. I was unable to confirm if he was wearing a tank top or not. Though the chase weaved in and out of the green zone (you know its the green zone because all visible screens are flashing green while you're there), the assailant was able to escape capture by Iraqi officials. Moments later, a recorded message was delivered to Parliament from Somalian pirates who claimed responsibility for the disruption of government. The video stated that a group of swarthy n'er do wells off the coast would be ransoming the 2011 budget of Iraq for a treasure chest of gold, either Arab or Leprechaun. At the news of this development, Parliament took recess and expedited their next vacation and will not return to work for another forty days. The video instructed any interested parties to deliver the aforementioned chest of gold to the black ship with black sails off the coast of Somalia, and that all deliveries be made to either the captain or his first mate. So, if anyone has a chest of gold, please contact Captian Jack Sparrow. Or Eric Cartman.

lolololol this is great. nonsense from one forum, spilling into another. fantastic!

We let black people vote? When the hell did that happen?

this thread is loltastic.

this is one of the few statements i'm being serious about. i think this guy needs an evaluation at the very least. I don't know how people can go through life thinking everything is a lie, hiding some mystery truth that nobody discovers but themselves. That doesn't sound like a delusional personality to you? at the very best, this guy is trolling and doing the best job of it that I've seen in a long time.

high five!

Why should the burden be on us to debunk the ridiculous theories of a crazy person with facts? The facts are this: Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. He's provided a birth certificate from the State of Hawaii to to the White House. His birthplace was never questioned before he took office, only after, and has since been settled by rationally thinking adults. What facts do we need to provide to debunk this crap? How about the fact that despite all these things, people still post garbage like this?

Well OK then. I'll return to this thread in November of 2012 after I watch Obama celebrate winning his second term as president and ask you how this all worked out for you.

You can't get me riled up in another thread and then expect me to give a jolly chuckle at this one!

I did. Chromatic aberration and whatnot. That's great. But just like you can believe Obama faked a birth certificate, I can believe that guy copied a certificate over from the .pdf to make that video. It's no more legit to me than the birth certificate is legit to you. Here's the deal, man. Clearly, you're batsh*t insane. I'm not going to mince words. You're retarded if you believe this garbage. You and people like you are the minority on this matter. Real people in their day to day lives don't believe that there's some huge conspiracy to cover up the birth of the President. Nobody even gives it a second thought. Obama could have giant wings and cricket legs and if he told me he was from Queens, I'd believe him. You guys who think there's some cover up, that he's lying, that the fringe loonies are tuned into the truth and we're all just living blind? You should get on medication, really. There's no reason for you to entertain such delusion nonsense unless you're delusional yourself. It is only a matter of time before you're in a shopping mall with a sword attacking people because the radio in your head tells you to. You have an audience for this kind of stupid thing on the internet because, as is apparent with this board and others, the internet is the crossroads of dumb. If you have a real job, go to work and ask your CEO if he thinks Obama is faking his birth certificate as part of some new world conspiracy. Then, on your way to the unemployment office, swing by a mental health center and have yourself committed.

Nucular. Strategery. God forbid a president makes mistakes.

It's real. Its been verified by state and federal officials. There's no more that needs to be done. People who want to "get the truth" have it, and are unwilling to accept it.

There, I fixed that first part for you. Do you guys still burn crosses in black peoples' yards? I was just wondering because I never see that in the news. Just this crap about a birth certificate.

If it wasn't for Canada, what would we pair with pineapple for pizzas?

its not that I can't tolerate conservatives, just the ones who are hellbent on imposing their fundamental, religious views on a populous that clearly doesn't follow their ideals. And ignores this with every bit of gumption they can muster. Those are the conservatives I can't tolerate. it just seems there's an unfortunately large faction of them involved in the dinar investment. Its not like I go walking around Dallas on the weekend punching Republicans.

you are just copying and pasting garbage from other sites. Can't you make your own posts or are you just here to regurgitate nonsense from the other loonies? Have you taken your meds today?

that's about the only sensible thing i've heard regarding the trump/birther issue. Because its none of your business? How much has Bush and his Patriot Act screwed up the concept of privacy in this country that common schmucks like you think you can demand to see the birth certificate of the President of the United States of America? You're a joke. Get a clue, chucklehead.

Oh, i'm not looking to sell, i was just curious if anyone has.

I'd feel the same way if I spent $20k on dinars like a chump. Luckily, I am not a chump.

hey there's no need to bash sci-fi. It didn't do anything to you!

Is this what we're doing now? Waking up in the morning and going, "I'm going to post something dumb to get everyone on the forums riled up first thing in the morning." Because that's what I do, turkey.

I bought my dinar online, but I know a lot of folks here have bought from local banks that handle foreign currency (my bank doesn't, or else I'd find this answer out for myself). I'm wondering if anyone has attempted to or has been successful at exchanging IQD for USD at their current rate of .0086? I don't know why anyone would, but the safety net of this whole thing has always seemed to be that if it doesn't revalue, one can always exchange them back for USD, but I've yet to see anyone mention actually doing it, despite seeing a bunch of people claim to be leaving the investment and selling off their personal stash of IQD. But more and more as banks are claiming to not sell IQD, I assume that means they have no interest in buying any back from their customers. All the dinar trader sites discuss cash in post-RV, but has anyone tried to sell their dinar back to Dinar Trade or Safe Dinar? I'm guessing they probably don't.

as I was looking up mt rushmore on google maps i thought, "am I really looking up the distance from crosby, nd to mt rushmore to make this joke?" it is, obviously, a slow morning here at work.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that photo is fake. I mean, Mt. Rushmore is over 400 miles south of the Canadian/US border. Quite simply, the curve of the earth stops you from seeing Mt. Rushmore from Canada.

seriously? do people really think this way? Sometimes when I read garbage like this, I feel like I'm on some prank show and Ashton Kutcher is going to jump out of my computer and shove his **** in my ear.