hmmmmm

[delta22]

I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

[dinardarius]

[lionfish]

Maybe it was because you didn't put a return address on it? Homeland Security is suspicious of anything that doesn't have all of the information right in front of them.

ALL IN JEST!!! LOL

Like the pregnant girl with the "gun" on the handbag!

[AKVET]

Delta22

I liked, could we add several thousand more to the river without blocking it and causing a flood.