krome2ez Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Deer Camp Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, "Do whatever you want." "So, here I am." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiffany23 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Cute! But when he gets back home, I bet the deer wont be the only thing that will be gutted and butchered. Hell has no furry.....well you know the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaydadea Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hunting in NC as well. Thanks for the laugh. Slay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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