The best patients‏

[moose 57]

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients

to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my

operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is

numbered.."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try

electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are

the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like

construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a few

parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC, shut them all up when he

observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.

There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the

head and the ass are interchangeable

[chara55]

LOL Very Good AND TRUE !!!!!!!

+ 1 to ya

God Bless

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