Helga's Cruise Ship Diary ... Rated M

[smee2]

HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, and short sets.

Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers - decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait!

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DEAR

DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins.

Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR

DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.

Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR

DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to

have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.

He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR

DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.

Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.

Again I declined.

He told me that if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship... I was shocked.

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DEAR

DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice.

[Iownya83]

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[genx4me]

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[DiveDeepSix]

ROFLMAO.......Twice!! :lol: Thanks for the laugh!