Southern Stuff

[littlefeet]

Saw this and made me laugh........

LIVING IN THE SOUTH...

<b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.194443702697754px; line-height: 11.80555534362793px;"></b><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.194443702697754px; line-height: 11.80555534362793px;">A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.<br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.194443702697754px; line-height: 11.80555534362793px;"><br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.194443702697754px; line-height: 11.80555534362793px;">There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.<br style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13.194443702697754px; line-height: 11.80555534362793px;">

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!

Jawl-P ? ... means, Did you all go to the bathroom?

People actually grow, eat and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means I'm going to do that.

There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar. It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question meaning, 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH ‘em.

y'all is singular. All y'all is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.

You only own six spices: salt, pepper, garlic, mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissy fit is.

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive!!!

[ronberta]

Hey LF good to see ya my southern Friend!! That sure sounds like Jeff Foxworthy has been to your house!! lol very funny stuff The Dr. in my chronic pain class showed us some youtube videos yesterday and told us about laugh yoga too!! So the jokes are very much needed my friend!! The laughter really is the best medicine,I know it helps me yesterday and thanks to you this helped today! Hope all is well with you and yours!! I have my good days and bad-just need to keep goin and hopefully this happens by January!! Take care LF and Happy Holidays to you!! And by the way I lived in Arkansas for 10yrs so I know the talk LOL my best Ron

[bamagirl]

So true, lol!!!

[GinaG]

I'm from down da road in Louisiana. This made me laugh also, good one.