Eves chat with the Lord

[Tiffani929]

Eve chats with God, "Lord, I have a problem."

"What is it, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of

these wonderful animals, especially that hilarious snake, but I'm just not

happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"Lord, I'm lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that, Lord?"

"A flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. All

in all he'll give you a hard time, but he'll be bigger and faster and will

like to hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will

satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish

things like playing cards and knocking a ball about. He won't be as smart as

you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows," but what's the

catch?"

"Well . . . you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that Lord? "

"Well, since he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring, you'll have to let

him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret

. . .you know, woman to woman."

[pattyangel]

My lips are locked and throwing away the key. Secret is safe with me. Tiffani, nice Saturday morning humor. Thanks

How's the no smoking going? Stay strong my friend.

[Tiffani929]

Good morning Patty!

It's going very well thank you for asking. One day at a time

I hope your weekend treats you well!