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Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly

despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she

would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took

out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the

heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a

burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to

just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said,

'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.

Later that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a

gunshot wound to her knee

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