The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

[delta22]

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.

Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby..

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.

Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful baby.'

The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnnie.

Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see all right?'

'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be f u ck ed if he needed glasses'.

[Danan]

Too funny. Thanks for sharing.

[AKVET]

Delta a plus 1 for you great joke, you help make my day sometimes.

[Saint]

Delta22 :lmao: :lmao: even my sides hurt. Thanks for bringing laughter in here.

[cooked]

Little Johnny is sitting on a curb. He's holding a glass jar filled with gasoline and staring in amazement. A preacher comes along and asks johnny what he's doing. Johnny looks up and says this here is the most power stuff in the world. The preacher responds saying, no no Johnny, holy water is the most powerful stuff. If you rub this on a pregnant womans belly she will pass a baby. Johnny looks up and tells the preacher....if you rub this on a cats ass he will pass a motorcycle.

[Shabibilicious]

:lol: :lol: Delta!!!!

GO RV, then BV