The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new, 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only the following facts about terrorists:
1) The season just opened today.
2) There is no bag limit.
3) They taste just like chicken.
4) They don't like beer, pick-up trucks, NASCAR, country music or Jesus.
5)They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problems in Afghanistan to be over by Wednesday.
:lol: :lol: :lol: Gotta Love our Southern Humor!! ~CritterMama