HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER

[moose 57]

HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER

*A happy life is simply the sum of many small, happy moments*

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the Hypnotist

exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize

each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful

antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your

eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my

family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly

chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . .."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and

forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes

followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the

hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"CRAP!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ...

Claude was never invited back to entertain .....

[snerha]

Love your story!!!

Years ago I saw a hypnotist at a dinner party while at a convention. He was able to hypnotize several people who were at the banquet. It was the funniest thing to see your friends listen to his suggestions. Highly recommend seeing one!!!

[panamagold]

THANKS FOR THE GIGGLE. I NEEDED THAT!

[marksol]

LOL. I'm not sure how'd they do that! Definitely, it's nothing to do with the watch. I encountered a hypnotist last time and it didn't effect me.