navysky Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Since we are in a bit of a holding pattern while waiting for the Jackson Hole Global Summit to leak some information, I thought I would reveal some information that I recently uncovered about how the internet was really invented. And since it is through the internet that most of us came across this Dinar investment opportunity, and that we are all reading this post right now, I thought we ought to pay tribute to how we are all connected and better informed thanks to Abraham's wife! Here you go!! :-) In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?" And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?" And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. And the sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)." Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent. To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew To The People (HTTP). And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. And indeed did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drumheads and drumsticks. And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are." And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com. Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside. It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE). That is how it all began. And that's the truth. Makes more sense than Al Gore! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasFisherman Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 (edited) Now you simply have too much time on your hands. Too funny. Go RV and then the AFTR PARTY! Edited August 26, 2011 by TexasFisherman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genx4me Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 Love this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueOrchid919 Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 LOVE it!!! :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krome2ez Posted August 26, 2011 Report Share Posted August 26, 2011 And all along I thought ole Al Gore invented the internet. Silly me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Thanks for a great and entertaining post. Today must be two fer saturday ,cause I found out about the dinosaurs (thanks Francine 26 ) and now the true origins of the internet ! Yes you are right ,it is so much better than Al Gore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted August 27, 2011 Report Share Posted August 27, 2011 Good one... might as well laugh while we wait! Thanks! GO RV Already Baby!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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