delta22 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Just hope you know what a Harley biker is. Some people that has led a sheltered live just won't get it. A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.' The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cajunrescuemedic Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 LOL.....yep, I agree. The news media reports pretty much what they want to....and it's not necessarily the truth. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cottn68 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 now THATS funny, I don't care who ya are! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WallyWeaver Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 +1 for making me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katd1228 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 Thanks for the laugh today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francie26 Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 I got a great laugh out of it, too. That's the media for you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biker Posted August 5, 2011 Report Share Posted August 5, 2011 LOL i love it Delta , thats about how it would pan out to lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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