Tiger's been holding up the rv!!!

[davidnelsen]

Tiger Woods has been spotted in Mississippi and apparently enrolled in "Sex Rehab"!

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/tiger-woods-sex-rehab-mississippi-cops-called-facility-2557529.html

Why Mississippi? Let's speculate:

1- Mississippi holds the National record for the most obese women!

"ATLANTA — The South tips the scales again as the nation's fattest region, according to a new government survey.More than 30 percent of adults in Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee are considered obese. In part, experts blame Southern eating habits, poverty and demographic groups that have higher obesity rates.Colorado was the least obese, with about 19 percent fitting that category in a random telephone survey done last year by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.The 2007 findings are similar to results from the same survey the three previous years. Mississippi has had the highest obesity rate every year since 2004."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/17/most-obese-states-the-sou_n_113460.html

2- The lowest IQ's: http://www.vdare.com/sailer/061022_iq.htm

3- The hairiest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Annie_Jones.jpg

Tiger doesn't have a chance at recovery out there! What were they thinking!!!

[Mongo]

Are you saying tiger will look like fat albert when he gets out?

[davidnelsen]

No. Tiger is probably in the perfect place (not being tempted by attractive women)!

[Grumpy]

Tiger is in rehab but not in mississippi. He is in Wickenburg AZ

[pep007]

We are just storing up some fat because after they pass the health care bill and the cap and trade, we wont be able to afford food. We are also the lowest paid.

[lookingforloot]

Tiger Woods has been spotted in Mississippi and apparently enrolled in "Sex Rehab"!

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/tiger-woods-sex-rehab-mississippi-cops-called-facility-2557529.html

Why Mississippi? Let's speculate:

1- Mississippi holds the National record for the most obese women!

"ATLANTA — The South tips the scales again as the nation's fattest region, according to a new government survey.More than 30 percent of adults in Mississippi, Alabama and Tennessee are considered obese. In part, experts blame Southern eating habits, poverty and demographic groups that have higher obesity rates.Colorado was the least obese, with about 19 percent fitting that category in a random telephone survey done last year by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.The 2007 findings are similar to results from the same survey the three previous years. Mississippi has had the highest obesity rate every year since 2004."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/17/most-obese-states-the-sou_n_113460.html

2- The lowest IQ's: http://www.vdare.com/sailer/061022_iq.htm

3- The hairiest: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Annie_Jones.jpg

Tiger doesn't have a chance at recovery out there! What were they thinking!!!

Yet they have had the most Miss Americas

[davidnelsen]

Yah, a few bad apples in the bunch LOL