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The Light Turned Yellow


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The Light Turned Yellow

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,

stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by

accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in

frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her

cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up

into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to

exit her car with her hands up.

He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,

photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the

door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was

waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind

your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you

and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper

sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to

Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the

trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

Priceless

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