mythunter Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.'' Priceless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolls83 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 HeHe, I can relate to this. HeHe, I can relate to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puppylove Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Thanks for my laugh of the day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatic1 Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Human beings we are! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retminded Posted July 21, 2010 Report Share Posted July 21, 2010 Thank you mythunter for a VERY GOOD CHUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!! We all have examples around us, that are little reminders of how to live and respect others daily, but it is up to us to react accordingly!!!!! ret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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