Qman Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville Daily News Newspaper in Starkville, MS. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.The next morning the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."Curtis &Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis &Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked."What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?"They said,"We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."Leroy said,"Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898."The farmer said,"My Lord, didn't anyone complain?" Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back." Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.They're overseeing the Bailout Program.Limit all US politicians to two terms. One in office One in prison Illinois already does this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfredieu Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 this has to be the best joke I have heard this year great article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LT66 Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Sounds exactly Like Adam Montana and the VIP service. lolBan me cause I actually mean it since the follow up phone call with the Feds telling me he is being invstigate for a ponzie scam.I was OSS and State police. I did my homework. Have a Nice day.btw according to the law delete my account that he does not provide the option to do.FBI verified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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