Democrat,Republican, or Southern Republican?

[Qman]

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

Question: How do you tell the difference between

Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following

question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife

and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist

with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes

with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises

the knife, and charges at you. You are

carrying a Glock cal .40 , and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your

family.

What do you do?

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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the

question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire

him to attack?

Could we run away?

& nbsp; What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock

the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind

of message does this send to society and to my

children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be

content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my

family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day

and make this happier, healthier street that would

discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with

some friends for few days and try to come to a

consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! click

[ToddS]

OMG LMAO man way too funny.

Edited April 2, 2010 by ToddS

[Grumpy]

I guess I am truely a southerner now... honey get me more ammo please

[retminded]

Qman, Love it!!!!!

[k98nights]

After over 28 years in Alabama I can attest to the truthfulness of this one! Hahahaha!

[carlablum]

Now that was funny!!!!