IS LATE NIGHT TELEVISION TURNING ON OBAMA?

[delta22]

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We

agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate.

--Jay Leno

America

needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.

--Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

--Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.

--Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The

other is for housing prisoners.

--David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it

started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America

!

--Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.

--Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers"

program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

--David Letterman

[aliciadogz]

Some good ones, if they keep up it I'll start watching them.

[tommy17]

[kox]

Some really good ones... keep em coming.

[desimo]

mmmm, maybe the worm is beginning to turn in Hollywood.