divemaster5734 Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky . Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor. "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled, unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States ?" "Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning." "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked. "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't... But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastarnie Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 All these jokes tonight are perking me right up. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snotrocket Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Tell me more, Divemaster, was Eric Holder on board? Biden? Pelosi? Half the lib media? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happynomatterwhat Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 ha,ha,ha,ha ! Ok now that is really funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos in san diego Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Yup, that was good! Even I got a good laugh out of that one! Thanks! Carlos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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