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Cows & Politics Explained A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous. A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage. DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them. A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them. AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people? AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.

I want to get out of this trailer park, get my hair did lol and try foods from around the wrold...

I have been reading what everyone has to say for a long time now and it seems that every one will miss the chats, or maybe not lol, but I thank that it would be fun for everyone to to post somthing fun that they will do after the RV happends, I would like to read some fun stuff.. Thanks guys you all are truly interesting people and I have very much injoyed reading everyones thoughts. GO RV

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Someone told me that the banks can only update on the 1st or the 15th of the month.. Just wanted to see what your thoughts where.. Thankyou for looking.. Anyone? lol I dident thank that it was that dumb of a Question....

I dont care, Im in a trailer park lol bring it on...

Im just trying to get help see what is real or not, I thought thats what you guys where here to help with....

I am new, Im not a pumper My name is lois voorhees and Im 27 from spokane, wa

THIS IS THE INTEL I BELIEVE - RV TODAY!! MAKE IT VIRAL PLEASE!! There are reasons I believe this guy because there's a small group of us that talk to him about every night. You can choose to believe it or not. I know he's right in the middle of this. This is his post on Ben Fulford's site. DP "Ok, since you asked … This is the real deal info regarding the RV. The Rate schedule is correct … $3.68 rounded. If you remember my comments several weeks ago, I mentioned the Internal rate in Iraq came out as $4.41 rounded. I also want to remind you that there was conversation about the Gov’s wanting to get people to cash in Dinar so could take as much of the volume off the street as they could and they were going to reduce the initial value downwards 20%, and people said they wont do that and there would be riots in the streets. Well they are not worried about the riots. Let’s do the math. If you take $3.68 and use a 20% multiplier (or 1.20) you have the sum of $4.41. This means $3.68 times 1.20 equals $4.41. So this seems to prove out. Now, the rate has been determined and in order for it to become effective the CBI and/or Al-Shabibi or Maliki have to make a formal announcement. Everyone stated this was going to occur today. Never was going to happen today. Here’s why. Let’s talk in Iraq time. They are 8 hours ahead of us in the States. The info on Tuesday (their time) was for the rate. The announcement was for Wednesday OR Thursday at approximately 2:30p EST US or later. It would never have happened because they are waiting for Ramadan to end, then they will attend evening prayers and then they will break bread at a meal. It is anticipated that the leaders will assemble Thurdsay evening at 9:00PM Iraqi Time to discuss the announcement after 10:30 pm Iraqi time. In Iraq Friday is a holy day and no business is transacted including banking. On Saturday and Sunday the Iraqi people can do their transaction for the RV. Then Monday … MAYBE Tuesday …. it will open up for foreign money. Now let’s talk about all of the internet scuttle butt about the Treasury and the US banks not trading in Dinars. This is not a conspiracy notwithstanding public internet opinion. Each bank and the Treasury and the many of the United States based banks are not a member of the GBI, the forex exchange in London, and as they are not members they have no authority to transact these Iraqi notes. If you wish to use a bank then you need to find one that is a member and will take your business. Right now HSBC is the lead candidate.Contact the facility to secure more information of the bank and its procedures. Hope this helps. http://nesaranews.blogspot.com/ Tman This is my first post thanks for looking