Qman

I have some very sad new to report. It is hard for me to talk about this but I feel I should. This morning when I went out to my pond I found my pet Large Moth Bass dead. I have had him for over 5 years now, I raised him from when he was only 4 inches long and now he was a little over 18 inches and weighed about 5 pounds. I am heart sick over this because at night I would go out and have long talks with him and he never and anything bad to say to me. I am not sure if I can go on without him. Now what I need from you all is what I would like to know is does Bass go best with Tarter or Hollandaise sauce?

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Solution to the problem in Libya: They want a new Muslim leader, I say, give them ours. Solves 2 problems.

Rare Occurrence There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find a young man standing there who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness." I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?" He said, "Beats the chit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

If you live in Calif. you will love this!! http://videos2view.net/welfare-vacations.htm

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport. You'll get a free x-ray and a breast exam and if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy!

Here are some from me. And 1 is for XXXX http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib0DI8jjm8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYx6mdAqEL8&feature=fvst http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDh2sYQRpo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpgY5S3AcSw

And after the RV I am buying 10 Barrett M107 (look to your left.)

The world's largest army... America 's hunters! I had never thought about this.... A blogger added up the deer license sales in just a handful of states and arrived at a striking conclusion: * There were over 600,000 hunters this season in the state of Wisconsin . * Allow me to restate that number. * Over the last several months, Wisconsin 's hunters became the eighth largest army in the world. * More men under arms than in Iran . * More than in France and Germany combined. * These men deployed to the woods of a single American state to hunt with firearms, and no one was killed. * That number pales in comparison to the 750,000 who hunted the woods of Pennsylvania and Michigan 's 700,000 hunters, all of whom have now returned home. * Toss in a quarter million hunters in West Virginia and it literally establishes the fact that the hunters of those four states alone would comprise the largest army in the world. * The point? * America will forever be safe from foreign invasion with that kind of home-grown firepower. * Hunting -- it's not just a way to fill the freezer. It's a matter of national security. * That's why all enemies, foreign and domestic, want to see us disarmed. Food for thought when next we consider gun control.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocVj6UWiDI

I was just wondering after the RV how many people on this site will be singing this song? I will not because I am already retired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ib0DI8jjm8E http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfhk2WxfV2c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFuzHbM9EEc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxDh2sYQRpo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHySRX9zxdw

I think he got in trouble because he was not licensed.

http://www.argusleader.com/article/20110319/NEWS/103190302/1001/rss01 A South Dakota man who banked hundreds of thousands of U.S. dollars by selling Iraqi dinars to investors outside the state has been indicted on federal fraud charges. The case against 58-year-old online retailer Dave Olmsted of Lead is the first prosecution in the U.S. District of South Dakota for the unlicensed sale of the Iraqi currency, but officials say the investment scam has flourished throughout the country in recent years. Olmsted was indicted on charges of operating an unlicensed money transmitting business, failure to report on exporting and importing monetary instruments and unlawful structure of transactions to evade reporting requirements. Before his arrest March 9, Olmsted was getting Federal Express packages every day, filled with shrink-wrapped piles of dinar bills that had been smuggled out of Iraq and into Jordan, court documents say. One U.S. dollar is worth about $1,200 dinars. Most of the $670,000 worth of dinar he's charged with importing came from a seller in Amman, Jordan. Olmsted allegedly told agents with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement Service that his business had grown tenfold since 2006. Last April, Montana-based First Interstate Bank flagged $268,000 of Olmsted's money as having come through "suspicious activity," the court papers allege. The papers also point out that Olmsted has spent time in prison for tax crimes, has been successfully sued in small claims court several times in Lawrence County during the past 12 years and owes nearly $140,000 in state and federal taxes. Sellers of the Iraqi currency tell potential investors that the dinar's value will grow as Iraq's government and economy stabilize, and that those who buy the bills now are certain to see huge returns when they exchange dinars for dollars in the future. What dinar dealers don't say, according to Jim David of South Dakota's Better Business Bureau, is that Iraqi currency cannot be exchanged for dollars in the U.S. "It seems as if people don't realize that they'd have to take it to Iraq to get anything out of it," David said. Even if the money were exchangeable, he said, someone who invests in foreign currency has to be careful to note the actual value of the currency before buying any from an online dealer. "With a lot of these outfits, they've already doubled the price of what the dinars are actually worth," David said. The Better Business Bureau received six complaints about Olmsted's online dealership, mostly from customers who said they'd bought dinars and never received them. The South Dakota Attorney General's Consumer Protection Division had received 18 complaints of a similar nature, according to spokeswoman Sara Rabern. All of the complaints came from outside South Dakota, Rabern said. The Consumer Protection Office has not received any complaints of other dinar dealers in the state or of South Dakota residents who've purchased dinars from online dealers in other states. "This is a pretty new thing for us," Rabern said. Anyone who thinks they might have been a victim of the scam can call 773-4400. Reach John Hult at 331-2301

We can all Pray for this!!!

an oldie but a goodie !!!! A man on his harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want. God replied, your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, think of the steel it would take. I can do this but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a minute and think of something that could possibly help man kind. The biker thought, finally he said, God I wish all men could understand women, how she feels, what shes thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says something is wrong, why she snaps and how to make her truly happy. God replied, you want two lanes or four on that bridge?

http://www.necn.com/03/17/11/G-7-countries-agee-on-coordinated-curren/landing_business.html?&blockID=3&apID=67a21ae6159c4906805c08292a671eea

Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer.."

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The first man married a woman from PENNSYLVANIA . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from WISCONSIN He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from TEXAS . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGQgd2PT4mw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhdGkZ6Fngw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qswm7lHp7oY My President http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MwB5j5lnbY 2 are for my friend XXXX Guess which 2?

http://www.godvine.com/Christian-Veterans-Protect-the-Funeral-of-a-Fallen-Soldier-278.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoBWW3OAhgw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9xbh5kohE4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FPn5noN_qs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBkLeI9PZcc

OK NP I am working on 12 songs for today, I should be done in a little while.