I figured I'd make my first post a doozie since I've remained a silent lurker for several months
Although I am so thankful for the interesting posts and thoughtful responses by so many people here, this quote has, sadly, run through my mind a few times before. Especially in the rumor section!
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
Sorry, couldn't resist. This quote seemed appropriate.