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CRGCONKEL, No more Cognac for you! Now go to bed and sleep it off like a good little boy. I have no clue what you were saying in this post??

JDawg, You know you do not need to apoligize for anything!!! I got you as well as your back! You're sense of humor flows well with mine. Give me a break and know I am not one of these namby pamby sensitive types around here!!! I knew very well what you meant and where you were coming from!!! YOU DA MAN!! Now tell me; how many physical paper Dinar's did De Larue print for Iraq? LOL!!!!!!

To All: Disregard this post! I just read the updated chat from Sonny1 and no longer care about how many Dinar are floating around. If Sonny1 says his information tells him that within a week of the GOI being seated we are looking at a possible $2.00 RV I am estatic!!!!!!! Time to run through my house totally naked screaming "I Am The Man". Peace Out!! JugDawg is still THE MAN!!

I will ask a simple question: Does anyone know the actual amount of physical paper Dinar's that were printed by De Larue for Iraq? Thank you for a simple answer.

JugDawg!!!!! I pray that you are wrong!!! If the paper currency has only increased by 4 trillion then the cash value of $4.25 trillion would be exponentially more than the cash value of $27 trillion!!! In essence, those holding electronic transfers or promissory notes would more than likely have agreed to a settlement amount in case of any revaluation. Is there any way to find out how many actual paper notes were printed by De Larue for the government of Iraq? The report reads" that the actual paper cash has increased by 4 trillion and the financial value amounted to 27 trillion dinars" I guess what I am asking is how many actual paper dinars are in total circulation? I have heard varying amounts, granted the vast majority of information has come from the message boards, not sure how reliable it is. In the case of a RV Iraq would be responsible for those holding paper currency who are ready to exchange it immediately. Is it anyway possible that those holding electronic funds are in a seperate classification? By that I mean has Iraq worked a deal with the IMF and holders of non paper currency to sit on the sidelines until value has been added through oil revenue and increased GDP and then paid restitution for the holdings they have? The reason I ask is that this could mean the difference in a .001 RV and a 3.22 RV. If Iraq is playing a shell game and only has to cover those who are holding "Physical Dinar" outside of Iraq then the amount they need to cover is substantially less than the $27 trillion number we have heard. Am I making sense or am I missing it totally? I just reading the report posted made a lightbulb go off in my head!

OK, Help me out on this. If I am reading this correctly then how do I interpret this quote; " Responding to another question about the Iraqi currency held abroad and how to replace it "(The right of a citizen is to remove the $ 200 thousand dinars and he could replace it like any ordinary citizen here in Iraq, either from abroad, the banks in the States would be responsible to us of the assets of our currency, too Is this in any way a refrence that we can only exchange an amount of $200,000.00 Dinar for the future revaluation rate? If this is the factual evidence then whatever we own above $200,000.00 dinar is basically worthless. I pray I am wrong and just interpreting this incorrectly. Any help would be appreciated!

This Is an excerpt from JLLDRS who posted today. Here is the link: http://www.edinarfin...&nm=&ny=&nn=620 Now read the highlighted part of this report from October 23, 2010: The adviser said the Iraqi Central Bank Governor appearance of Mohammed Salih in an interview with “Alsumaria News”, “The zeros that are added to the Iraqi currency, during the last period, formed a cluster of large cash amounting to more than four trillion paper money, financial value amounted to 27 trillion Iraqi dinars, after that was 25 billion dinars in 1980, “noting that” Iraq is unable to manage this block because it is a small country where the large number of funds that traded on the Iraqi market has led to confusion in transactions for large commercial banks and in the work. ” Am I TOTALLY WRONG in reading into this that the actual cash, printed paper currency, increase is only 4 trillion dollars? This would be huge, if I am not totally incorrect, which I may very well be, as we have all quoted a total of 25 trillion Dinar on the market. If the CASH, Paper money only, has increased by only 4 trillion not adding the electronic or ledger balanced funds this would increase the RV by a substantial amount. I totally welcome someone with more knowledge of the real situation than me to give some information as to this discrepancy. I understand that like every country in the world there are substantial amounts of "currency" that are spread among institutions and governments that do not actually add to the "Physical" currency that is circulated. Am I wrong in theory that there are less than 27 trillion Dinar in actual paper currency floating around the globe, in the hands of investors and citizens??? Thank you so very much for a breakdown of this report!

I am in! .86 on November 1st. Wish it was better but that's my story and I am sticking to it!! RichNick123

To Davhina and the other conniseuers of the finer beauties of life, I propose that upon the finality of the revaluation that we all, wherever we may reside, partake of the dainties that our current culture may provide for our timely celebration. If, and only if, our treasured Dinar revalues at any value above .27, the lowest valuation in the region, I propose the following. 1. We each purchase a single decanter of Hennessy's Ellipse. This is the perfect time machine that dates back to the genius of seven generations of master blenders dating back to 1800. It is presented in a Baccarat crystal decanter and sells for $4,500-$5,300. this congnac is exceptional for its great age and grand elagance with a hint of candied fruit, wild roses and rancio. 2. We also purchase 1 Gurhka His Majesty's Reserve Cigar. Many may argue the finest cigar however the Majesty's Reserve infused with Louis XII Cognac, and only 100 boxes a year are produced. At $750.00 a Cigar the 8,5" by 52 are consider by many to be the finest in the world. Personally the Majesty's Reserve is a perfect companion to a glass of Hennessy's Ellipse! 3. We retire to a place of perfect peace and relaxation. whatever this may mean to you personally is totally acceptable. 4. Fill your personal snifter or tulip wine glass with the amount of Hennessy you feel is appropriate. Sit back and gently snip the end of you're Gurhka Reserve with the appropriate double edged cigar snip, be careful not too eradicate too much. Light your Majesty's Reserve with (1) 25,000 dinar note that has been set aside for this special occasion. Take a few deep puffs and allow the sensation of the Louis XII cognac to tittialate your tast buds and glands. 5. Hold the Hennessy Ellipse in the snifter and roll it in the palm of your heated hand. Allow the Cognac to breathe for a minimum of 4 minutes to bring out the delicate flavors and passion in it's creation. As you're palate is now prepared take a minute sip of the Hennessy and roll it around in your mouth to allow the complete sensation of such a fine hand crafted and perpared Cognac to infiltrate your senses. Continue to enjoy the Majesty's Reserve Cigar between explosive sips of the Cognac. 6. think about how wonderful it is to be YOU!!!! May we all be the benolovent recievers of a strong and hardy RV! Hope to meet you all and exchange our favorite literary pieces!

Kudos Racheal! Poe has been one of my favorites. In 8th grade I had an unbelievable speech and dramatic arts teacher that made the world come alive to me through Poe and others. My life was never the same again. The depth, feeling, drama, intensity is unnerving to say the least. May you enjoy all of the wonderful things our literary world has to offer!

In Honor of halloween I though it only befitting to redoux Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven" to fit our extended wait for the RV. Hope you enjoy! Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary, Over many a quaint and precious stack of purchased Dinar, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a dinging, As of some one gently pinging, pinging on my inbox screen. `'Tis some spam,' I muttered, `beckoning me to their online store - Only this, and nothing more.' Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak October, And each separate dying day of waiting wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow From my family surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the un bought Dinar - For the rare and radiant currency whom the angels named Dinar - honored here for evermore. And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each brightly colored bill Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic tingling never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating `'Tis some trash mail entreating me to check my E mail - Some late night unwanted spam entreating me to browse their store; - This it is, and nothing more,' Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, `Junk mail,' said I, `or spam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came pinging, And so faintly you came dinging, dinging at my inbox screen, That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the page; - Darkness there, and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Dinar!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Dinar!' Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a ringing somewhat louder than before. `Surely,' said I, `surely that is someone calling my cell; Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis the wrong number and nothing more!' Open here I flung the receiver, when, with many a cough and flutter, there came the voice of a stately banker of the saintly days of yore. Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute delayed or curtesy gave he; But, with mien of lord or lady, he shouted into my earpiece - “I am standing just outside of you’re chamber door - Standing, and waiting, and nothing more. Then this disheveled banker beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, `Though thy hair be ruffled and unshaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no expected. Ghastly grim and weary banker from the big main branch - Tell me what thy lordly name is on my porch by my door!' Quoth the banker, `Foreign exchange director, My name is Elmore.' Much I marvelled this ungainly trader to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing banker outside his chamber door - Banker or trader standing on my porch outside my chamber door, With such name as `Elmore.' But the banker, standing lonely on the front porch, spoke only, That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing further then he uttered - not a whisper then he blurted - Till he shouted with excitement `Other currencies have RV’d before - On the morrow we will exchange you, as my hopes have risen bright.' Then the banker said, `tonight’s the night.' Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, `Doubtless,' said I, `what about the GOI, Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one joy so bore - Till the dirges of his hope that joyous melody bore Of "You’re Dinar has scored!"' But the Trader still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of banker and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this glorious banker of yore - What this weary, ungainly, disheveled, joyful, and glorious banker of yore Meant in croaking `You’re Dinar has scored.' This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the trader whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, my God it scored! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. `Elmore,' I cried, `my God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Dinar! Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this waiting on Dinar!' Quoth the Banker, `Son you have scored!.' `Prophet!' said I, `thing of beauty! - prophet still, if Lord or Angel! - Whether Adam sent, or whether Ali tossed thee here to-fore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this dream land enchanted - On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore - Is the - is the Dinar revalued? - tell me - tell me, I implore!' Quoth the banker, `Pegged and more.' `Prophet!' said I, `thing of beauty! - prophet still, if Lord or angel! By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore - Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a valued currency whom the angels named Dinar - Clasp a valued and tradeable currency, whom the angels named Dinar?' Quoth the raven, `you’re rich to the core!' `Be that word our sign of parting, trader or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting - `Get thee back into the bank and the Night's valuable store! Leave me you’re card and private number to confirm this thing thy soul hath spoken! Leave my joyfulness unbroken! - get off the porch by my door! Take th yhand from out my pocket, and take thy form from off my door!' Quoth the raven, `Dude you scored.' And the banker, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On my front porch just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted - forevermore!

In my sleep loss state I forgot to add additional zeroes for the 25 trillion! Never mind It only works out to .00169 with that equation! that comes out to about 1600,00 per million, not much higher than where we are! I will go to bed and do better tomorrow, I promise!

Who_Dat_Gurl, Help me out with this mathematical problem. Thank you in advance. "Even with an increase in oil production in the second half of 2010, exports may not exceed 1.92 mbpd on average this year". 1,920,000 barrels a day at an average of 70 USD = 134,400,000 a day. It costs on average $2 USD a barrel to get it above ground. Subtract $3,840,000 from $134,400,000=$130,560,000 a day. Reports have said that Iraq gets to keep 90% of the profit for the government. This is $117,504,000 a day Now give a 30 day average per month this = $3,525,120,000 a month. Multiply this by 12 months it = $42,301,440,000 Given this amount of 42 trillion a year lets cut it in half. $21,150,720,000 We have heard there are as many as 25 trillion Dinar circulating worldwide. Given a yearly income of 21,150,720,000 and dividing it by the 25 trillion dinar it would give a value of $0.8460288 That is not far off of the LOPPING of the THREE ZEROES on the current exchange! .00089 without the 3 Zeroes would be .890! This is my best guesstimate of what the RV will bring. Any and all math geniuses and economic gurus are welcome to help little ole me try and get a hold on what to possibly expect!

Kevindking, I apoligize deeply and will refrain from posting anything humurous again. I too am invested and at times seek a light hearted approach to this vehicle. If I have offended you in any way I truly and sincerely ask for your forgiveness. May you have a blessed and wonderful day. In His Service, RichNick123

RhondaG, Been watching this all day, something I never do! The anticipation is getting hot and heavy with the current events that are breaking. Just needed a break from all of the stuff that has been happening the last 72 hours. I know it is getting close but it is frustrating reading several differing reports, not just during the day but within minitues of each other. If nothing else it is a brief respite from the rat race called the RV! Have a blessed day!

10/21/10 Iraqi Update RN123 News It is a balmy thursday morning in Iraq as several new breaking news items are rising with the sun. Your reporter on the scene will attempt to bring you all of the hottest topics of the day. WATERMELON SEEDLESS In Baghdad today there was an early morning surprise as the Watermelon was found to be seedless. The Attorney for the Iraqi List, Jamal Watermelon, was called into a late night meeting with the Supreme High Council and told to refrain from meddeling in the politics of the USA. Watermelon gave a small press conference at dawn this morning to say that his remarks backing the Republican wins in the upcoming midterm election in the USA were "infertile and unreliable in the heat of the moment." Our translation, the Watermelon is seedless. MALIKI HITCHING A RIDE? After being called unethical, irresponsible and out of order by Al-Melkert, President of the United Nations Mission in Iraq, an order was issued to recall the official Iraqi plane that Maliki has been using to jet around the middle east. Maliki was left stranded in Iran while on a mission to seek support from neighboring regions. It has been rumored that Maliki who only had left Iraq with the government limited 10,000 Dinar, on a out of country trip, was bartering to buy a camel to return. Maliki had already been denied the use of a charter plane when his government issued American Express was declined due to his recent revocation of his support for the USA. "Payback is a beeotch" was the response of the US counsel who was contacted for a response. We are awaiting new information as to whether Maliki will make it back to Iraq in time for the rising Allawi's meeting in Kurdistan later today for a round table discussion of all the blocks. MOVEMENT TO FORM GOVERNMENT PROGRESSING RAPIDLY It seems that a late night development has occured in Baghdad and Kurdistan in forming a new government. Late last night calls were received by both Iyad Allawi and Adel Abdul Mahdi. Secretary Of State Hillarious Clinton called both front runners for the Prime Ministers position of Iraq to inform them that if a conclusion to the eight month wait for a government to be seated was not immediately reconciled that President Barak Hussein Obama was going to resign his position as President of the United States and allow the United Nations to appoint him Prime Minister of Iraq. After a brief consultation both Allawi and Mahdi assured Secretary Clinton that they would meet during the day today and draw straws to end the holdout. Allawi and Mahdi both concurred that either one of them would be better than Obama. In light of these last minute revelations they have laid aside all differences in order to save their fledgling nation. ONGOING CONFLICTS HAVE SUBSIDED Heading back to the United States a tremendous conflict has been resolved. After hours of turmoil and conflict among dedicated and loyal message board posters a heated conflict between Scooter and Sonny1, a resolution has been reached. Without a moment's hesitation Scooter, when confronted in a chat about the discrepancies between he and sonny1, brought forth this powerful retort: 6:09 PM [scooter] Sonny1 is a friend of mine 6:10 PM [scooter] and pitting us against each other —— 6:10 PM [scooter] I won’t accept 6:10 PM [scooter] He’s a great person 6:10 PM [scooter] and I admire his views immensely 6:10 PM [scooter] set that one straight right now !!! While some posters seemed to attempt to provoke a disagreement Scooter took the high ground and dispelled any and all rumors of a disagreement! We will bring you the latest and breaking news as it develops right here at RN123 News! Have a great day!

Wake up in the morning and check DinarVets. Find out the RV has truly occured. Pass out and hit the floor. Come to and pass out again. Take my clothes off and run through the house proclaiming "I am the MAN"! After the rest of the family has come out of their bedrooms to see what is going on I will shout it a few more times "I am the Man". After explaining exactly what has happened I will call my personal banker. He will not believe a word I say so I will have to put some clothes on, grab my briefcase full of Dinar and head to the bank. I will have to convince him it is not counterfeit money, on the exotic list, or just something I printed off my copier with my Mac G6. He will then contact the person in charge of their foreign currency department to come to his office. After a while of going back and forth as to wheteher this is real or not my personal banker will call his secretary to go and buy a bottle of champagne and three flutes and bring them to his office. My personal banker, who I have known for 9 years now, will go to the safe in his wall behind his desk and produce the Cuban cigars, the kind rolled on the thighs of virgins never touched by the rough hewn hands of men, and call for a celebration. I will then proceed to the foreign exchange department with my new friend and my briefcase of Dinar. I will not let it out of my sight. They will confirm the rate and spread, over which we will argue for a few moments until I inform them I am willing to go down the street to another bank, and we will all laugh and exchange high fives. Once the exchange is formalized I will contact my wife and have her meet me at the local BMW dealer. With a letter of certification from my personal banker I will go across town, meet my wife and purchase my new BMW M 5. Black on black with the upgraded chip already set into the computer. We will drive to our favorite french restaurant for a decadent lunch and then discuss our future plans. Thats all I got so far!

Eminem and Rhianna have been watching the way the GET team and others blindly follow all that TK, AL and TiaC share on the message boards. They have been totally blown away how people take their info and never challenge any of it at all! In light of all the latest posts by TK and the GET team, Hit Artists Eminem and Rhianna have gone into the studio to remake their hit song "I Love The Way You Lie" in honor of Tk and the GET team. Here is the Youtube link so you can add it to your phone and listen everytime you read a post from TK or the GET team! LINK: Here ate the new REDOUX Lyrics in honor of TK and the GET team! [Chorus - Rihanna] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn That's all right because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry That's all right because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Eminem - Verse 1] I can't tell you when the RV really is, I can only tell you lies to sell more Dinar And right now it's a really great feeling I can't wait to get my commission check As long as the wrong makes me money, what the heck High off my profits, drunk from my success, it's like I'm the King And I love it the more I profit, I celebrate And right before I'm about to be refuted, LiaC resuscitates me, she fckkin' loves me And I love it, "wait, where you goin'?" "I'm postin more," "I ain’t turnin back" We're runnin' right back, here we go again It's So insane, cause when it's goin' good it's goin' great I'm superman with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane But when it's bad it's awful, I need to post more lies, I snap Whose that dude? I don't even know his name I told lies to them, I'll know I’ll stoop so low again I guess I don't know my own control [Chorus] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn Well that's all right because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry Well that's all right because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie [Eminem - Verse 2] You ever love money so much you can barely breathe When you post em you score and not one of them even know what hit em Got that warm fuzzy feeling Yeah them chills used to get em Now you're getting frikin' sick of postin to em You swore you'd never be truthful to em, always do somethin' to scam em Now you're in Pheonix’s face spewin' venom in your words when you spit em You challenge each others posts Scratch claw hit em throw em down pin em So lost in the moments when you're in em It's the money that's the culprit, controls you both So they say it's best to go your seperate ways Guess that they don't know ya Cause today that was yesterday Yesterday is over, it's a different day Sound like broken records playin' over But you promised them the RV would come today You always get another chance Life is no nintendo game, but you lied again No way you’re gonna watch them leave out the window Guess that's why they call it window pane [Chorus] Just gonna stand there and watch me burn Well that's all right because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry Well that's all right because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie

Qman, May God bless you with many weapons that have been lovingly beefed up by master gunsmiths. Triggers that break like the finest slivers of glass, Barrels that have been fluted, bored and gleam as a mirror inside only marred by the most glorious twist of rifling. May your bolts gleam like chrome and your magazines be spotless. May the good Lord bless you with Ammo that has been caressed by the smoothest of touches, each grain poured with care, shoulders smoothed by craftsmen, primers set with precision and your bullets be full metal jackets poured and machined to tolerances never seen. May God bless you with health and vitality to enjoy each of these works of art that only few can truly appreciate. With each round fired may you enjoy peace and contentment as each round finds a resting place within 1MOA at 400 yards. God Bless and Carry on!!!!

Uh, Yeah I know. It's a secret though and I am not certain I should tell you! What the heck.... The Kurdish 100,000 gold coin. 1/4oz of pure gold that equates to the value of 100,000 Dinar. They have to get the price of gold back down so that the 100,000 coin matches the market price of gold in relation to the 1156 dinar to 1 usd value. Once this happens then they can RV!! That means the value of gold has to return to 865.05 an ounce so that everything is in sync for the RV!! LOL! I don't have a clue. Hope someone here does. I expect this rumor however to go viral on the dinar boards within the hour!

Guy's, Please give Tommy a break! He is just ready to be able to move out of that van he is living in under the bridge down by the river! He has a lot of pressure on him to make his dad proud of how he has turned out!! Just hang in there Tommy and when it happens you can clean that bowl of chocolate pudding out of your underpants!!

Lets break this down. At the current 1oz of gold which is priced at 1350.00 usd, theis means the 1/4oz coin is worth 337.50 as of today. Matriculate that to 1000,000 dinar, which it represents, means that the daily average of a single dinar is .003375. At this rate 1,000,000 dinar would now be worth 1350.00 usd. Seems the kurds were smart enough to know within moderate fluctuation that their coin would peg close to the trading rate, give or take a modest change, of the dinar to the gold prices. Kudos to them! Also it is wisdom for the Kurds to take this approach. The Dinar may be worth more, less or absolutely nothing. Gold will always maintain it's value regardless!!! Sounds like the Kurds should be in control of the government!!

STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!!! Dinarvets, We are in the presence of someone truly great on these boards! Unbeknownst to the rest of us mere mortals of this forum we have been graced with "THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD"! He has come on this forum under the guise of KEEPMWLKNFNY. If you are not aware of some of his marvelous feats then let me bring them to your attention so you do not have to remain ignorant! - His reputation is expanding, faster than the universe. - He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels. - He lives vicariously through himself. - He’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. - He’s a lover… Not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so Don’t get any ideas. - His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. - Even his enemy’s list him as their emergency contact. - He never say’s anything taste like chicken… Not even chicken. - He speeks fluent French, in Russian. - His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it. - Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there. His Thoughts on Things On Lady Luck: “Be wary of a woman who only shows up when you are winning.” On Careers: “Find out what it is in life that you don’t do well, and then don’t do that thing.” On Life: “It’s never too early to start beefing up your obituary.” On Wingmen: “It doesn’t take more than one man to talk to a woman.” On Manscaping: “I have no idea what this is.” And when he is thirsty he will sometimes drinks DOS EQUIS STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS!

OK! Obviously my attempt at making something up as good as DRJ, TK and a few others is not up to par. How about I change the title to "Heard From My Very Very Close Source, My former Next Door Neighbor Growing UP Who Is Now Working As An Accountant For The IMF"? That ought to do the trick dont you think?? Okay team the next target date is the 17th so get your paperwork ready and we will all meet at the airport to fly to Chicago and force the banks to give us the best rate and spread in the world!!!!!