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The FM called it a redom... not a lop

wHY DO YA'LL BOTHER CONFUSING YOUR OWN SELF LIKE THIS, IT'S AN EXCHANGE OF FACE MONEY.... THATS ALL!!!! I'D LIKE TO BREAK THIS $20. BILL FOR A $10 AND TWO $5.'s PLEASE.

todays the day,,,, i hope!

Weird, don't know why

only time will tell

it's size that matters

Put Me In Coach I Can Still Play. Thanks

Absolutly,, The Best way to trade "Penny Stocks" is DON'T be stupid!!!! I'm an investor and the only ones that score in penny stocks are the "Insiders" in the stock... By the time they recomend the Co. at that price for you to buy..... they have pumped it up high enough for them to sell. My sorry butt still owns 4 PennyStocks I got suckkked into from 3-5 years ago. (Buy 10,000 @ .28, current value $.0008) Soooooo!!! DON"T Buy PennyStocks give your money to the poor homeless guy down the street.

YEA! What goldminer said.

Will I get paperwork for my Registeration?

I don't think I've ever been approved of before!

Rockin the Beer Gut!

MONGO you rock Man

In our prayers for all to be blessed by God!

"may all of our needs be met that we may also like Father Abraham live our lives in peace, prosperity and abundance." Now that's what we are talking about and giving thanks for

MY TASER STORY, Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. I was looking for a little something extra for my Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse- sized taser. The effects of the taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....?? WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. AWESOME!!! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave. Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong? So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries. All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5' long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best...? I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it dipshit,' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and . . . HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . .. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE HELL!!! I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room. Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three second burst would be considered conservative? SON-OF-A-*****, THAT HURT LIKE HELL!!! A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocaine, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling. Apparrently I **** myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my nuts and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!! My wife loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it! 'If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid

I just had lunch with two simi-top VP's from BB&T (5th largest USA)on this matter. Didn't have a clue!! I gave the rumor/info I get in here and that I held 10 mil. I'm deep S. Fl. past Miami ok! The responce was NO **** you got 10. they then said something in Cuban/Spanish about their currency dept. MY ADVICE is to prep your personal bank on what you want to do. Make an appointment with "Wealth Management" Dept. ASAP if you believe...???

I'm looking forward to turning my Boyscout Badge right side up. You always reap what you sew in this world. Soon all or many of us will be financely stable.... Now ya gotta decide what you are gonna do with it. Sew good seed??? Worship your riches???

Well ,Let me tell. I live in FlipFlops, T-shirts and BeerCanShorts here in the Florida Keys. (mm47.5) www.captainpips.com and it's GREAT!!!!! Most of the time. We switch back and forth from Flops to Croc's to Tenni's and back into Flops. The last time I wore long paints was....... Last years Superbowl party. So allYa'll's in the right frame of mind. Take it form me, "Don't Worry Be Happy" if you blow out your FlipFlop and steped on a pop top. YOU're gonna have plenty of $$$ to get a new pair. P.S. Don't sunblock SPF 50 you need it down here.

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Welcome aboard Rosieb.

Welcome to the family

So true and some research leads down the wrong path. We must filter,filter filter the BSRUMORSPINTHECACA through the facts and hope for some truth.

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thanks again