The Good Life

[moose 57]

 > The Good Life

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> They're not happy in Gaza ..

> They're not happy in Egypt ....

> They're not happy in Libya ....

> They're not happy in Morocco ....

> They're not happy in Iran ....

> They're not happy in Iraq ....

> They're not happy in Yemen ...

> They're not happy in Afghanistan ...

> They're not happy in Pakistan ....

> They're not happy in Syria ....

> They're not happy in Lebanon ....

>

> SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

>

> They're happy in Australia ...

> They're happy in Canada ....

> They're happy in England ....

> They're happy in France ....

> They're happy in Italy ....

> They're happy in Germany ....

> They're happy in Sweden ....

> They're happy in the USA ....

> They're happy in Norway ....

> They're happy in Holland ..

> They're happy in Denmark ....

>

> Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim

> and unhappy in every country that is!

>

> AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

>

> Not Islam.

> Not their leadership.

> Not themselves.

>

> THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

>

> AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like,

> THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

>

> Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...

> How damn dumb can you get?

> Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim

> terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

> Lets have a look at the evidence:

> - No Christmas

> - No television

> - No nude women

> - No football

> - No pork chops

> - No hot dogs

> - No burgers

> - No beer

> - No bacon

> - Rags for clothes

> - Towels for hats

> - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

> - More than one wife

> - More than one mother-in-law

> - You can't shave

> - Your wife can't shave

> - You can't wash off the smell of donkeys

> - You cook over burning camel ****

> - Your wife is picked by someone else for you

> - and your wife smells worse than your donkey

> - Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???

>

>

> Well No Sh-it Sherlock!....

> It's not like it could get much worse

 

 

 

Edited July 30, 2014 by moose 57

[BIGSKY1]

If it wasn't the truth this would be flippin hilarious!!! and it is anyway!! +1 Moose

[okane]

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[gymrat76541]

Yup - I can find no fault in your reasoning! Poor devils!

 

Let us not forget wiping your backside with your hand and then washing it off w/o soap! YUCKKKKKKKKKKK

 

So happy we use TP in the the modern world!

Edited July 30, 2014 by gymrat76541

[bigwave]

"More than one mother-in-law"