NEW DIET

[3KINGS]

JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls the company and orders their 5-day, 10 pound weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there before him stands a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later after huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day, there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me."

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight, on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. "Are you sure?" asks the phone representative. "This is our most rigorous program."

"Absolutely," he replies. "I haven't felt this good in years."

The next day, there's a knock at the door and, when he opens it, he finds a huge, muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."

He lost 63 pounds that week.

[TexasFisherman]

I thought this was a Dinar site. This has to do with Dinar, RV how?

[nettie]

I thought this was a Dinar site. This has to do with Dinar, RV how?

Off Topic posts

Anything goes in here, but keep it respectful.

Prolly why it's in the off topics!

I thought it was very funny! Thx for the laugh!

[krome2ez]

I thought this was a Dinar site. This has to do with Dinar, RV how?

If all you want is Dinar info,

why did you click on this thread,

with a title "New Diet."

Thanks for the post 3Kings.

It's an oldie but a goodie.

Was wondering how you were gonna keep it clean.

[gabster]

That was funny......some of you really need to lighten up. Allow yourself a good laugh once in awhile. Its amazing how good you feel afterward.