Synopsis Posted December 4, 2015 Report Share Posted December 4, 2015 For your entertainment, I have some alternate lyrics to an old Holiday Season Song to, possibly, the bane and chagrin of the original artist and all the song lovers. Here it is.................. Rudolf the red neck reindeer had a very shiny neck. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows like heck. All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names (like red neck). They never let poor Rudolf join in any red neck games. Then one cultured Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolf with your neck so bright, won't you go and start a fight?' Then all the other reindeer joined in the raucous brawl. They all shouted out for you all: RUDOLF, YOU'RE THE REDDEST RECK NECK OF ALL!!!!! Rudolf - My Hero - you are the finest this world has to offer! (Said no reindeer - EVER!) Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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