DiveDeepSix Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day(south of Jupiter) when a tire blew out.Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"Yes, I sure do," I replied."You a Republican or Democrat?" asked the old man."Republican," I replied."Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the samequestion.Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me thefinger and drove off.I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde.She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat."Democrat!" I shouted."Hop in!" replied the blonde.Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfectbreasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out."What's the matter?" she asked."I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody." Here's Another: A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. Iguess you felt embarrassed, right?The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT...THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodChopper Posted October 14, 2013 Report Share Posted October 14, 2013 DDS Too Funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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