ralpher Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.4. Leave a note on your door that reads:"Bubba,Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour.Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning andmessed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tellfrom all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.Better wait outside. Be right back.Cooter" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamb Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 ralpher....funny. Very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teresa82 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 hehehehehe!!!!..........................that would work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
venka009 Posted March 31, 2010 Report Share Posted March 31, 2010 Sounds great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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