We all could use a laugh today

[Frogee]

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a

large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink

and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly,

as I burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY.

I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete

failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went

to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I

don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I

found my wife with another man . . . . and then my dog bit me."

"So . . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to

put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here

watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and

drink the whole damn thing!.... But, hell,

enough about me, how are you doing?"

[E A Poe]

Here is one:

A man put an ad in the paper that read "Wife wanted" He got 100 letters. They all said "You can have mine";

[Orv]

OK so i told them both to my wife- She smiled. She just brought me a coffee. and asked how the car was running. I liked the coffee. ----come to think of it she has NEVER asked me about my car. NOW IM looking out my window a i see it slowly backing into the trffic the trucks take- Ill RIGHT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA