There was a time, many years ago,
A clown named Thug began his show.
He'd post a comment, a joke, a pun,
Anything really, because it was fun.
Over the years, he's reputation grew,
Those that have known him, already knew,
He's got talent, a business, yet he's just a regular guy,
And he can make you laugh, and bring tears to your eye.
I could go on and on by telling you more,
But let`s face it - he sure ain`t no Thor!
Though if you go for the makeup and pantomime look,
He may be the one to put in your little black book.
He`s such an ass-et, some are jealous of his stature.
But with success comes envy, it`s just human nature.
So this clown continues, his popularity will never fade,
He`s always ready for those trying to rain on his parade.
In honor of the Thug, and his ten thousandth post,
I'd like to chime in and start the roast.
His news gathering abilities are beyond excessive,
But his tags make the news that much more impressive.
Thug, here at DV - You're one of the best!
At posting each day - you're a head above the rest.
As you we continue our journey towards an eventual RV,
We look for your comments and humour to see
What chat logs and satire you've brought to the table,
And put the CNN spin on, as only you are able.
I hope you dont stop though I know ten thousand is a lot,
But look at Umbertino - like how many has that dude got?
All the best my friend - we're with you til the end.
Unless you're like this dude here about to hit send!!