The man's wife just has a baby. The only problem is that out comes only a full blown head. The man is disappointed, but realizes it is still his child, so he goes ahead and raises it. On it's 21st birthday he takes it to the local bar and sets it up on the bar. He gives it a drink, and out pops arms. The patrons are amazed and shout in amazement. He gives it another drink and out pops a torso. The people are astonished. He gives it another drink and out pop it's legs and right before them is a handsome young man. The people are going crazy in the place. The whole new man is so happy he starts running around and runs outside and is killed instantly by a passing car that runs over him. The man is devastated and turns to the bartender and asks him what he should have done. The bartender looks at him and says, HE SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHILE HE WAS A HEAD.
