agent sneeky

well guys it's friday and everyone just got paid and has money to spend. oops was told not to say that. darn it what to do. i wish these things had a eraser button well i'll just hit the enter button to make it look like it's not part of my intel post. well guys its friday and i got some big time intel. as we all know some of the elite met this past week and what was discussed well from what i was told the rv. here is how i was told it played out from my boots on the ground and other high,high,high up contacts. a game of texas hold em was started up to settle this little rv problem we got. my boots on the ground informed me just minutes ago that it was a highly charged and furious battle one for the ages. after hours of intense competition it came down to just two elites one from the west and one representing the eastern elites. the dealer delt and the bets were made and the west went all in on june 2011 and the east all in on june of 2012. the cards were laid out and......................... WE GOT RV!! the west won it all with 5 aces what a hand. some there thought the west cheated but i guess we'll never know and who cares cash in this month. load the boat. go rv!!!!!!!! nuff said.alright. NUFF SAID.

all right guys this intel is from one of my best operatives one of my high,high,high up sources. i recently travled to a large city were i met an old friend of mine "agent stp" who was recently put in contact with a man with a deep middle eastern accent. this is how i was told it went down. agent stp was instructed by his higher ups to meet the middle eastern man at a taco bell parking lot so no ones suspicions would be alerted of course. the middle eastern man picked him up in an orange 1974 amc gremlin with one of those little hula dancers on the dash. anyways after they both put on their tin foil hats the middle eastern man began to tell a very interesting story regarding the dinar and its long awaited rv here's what i've been told was discussed. this might sound crazy but shabbi is scared of turtles especially the green ones. so his foes and political opponents within iraq have placed a huge snapping turtle right in front of the rv button. guys this discourged me as well but i was assured that the presidant knew of this and seal team six was preparing to take that pesky turtle out early this week so we are looking at wensday - thursday for the rv to happen. this is credible and verified i bet my reputation on it. go rv!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and go seal team six!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

after a long day at work i stoped by the grocery store on my way home to pick up a couple of things. while standing in line waiting to check out i got to talking to a lady about the dinar.she told me we were very close to seeing this rv happen and had already seen it happen. this needless to say sounded very interesting so i inquired some more on how she could have already seen it happen. well guys she told me she was from the future and had travled back to buy some corn because apperantly there is a shortage in 2024. she told me we will see the rv next week for sure hold on everyone the ride is coming to an end. by the way she seemed very credible. agent sneeky out