Ok, A guy walks into a bar carrying a paper sack, sets it on the bar and orders a drink. After a while the bartender asks "what's in the sack?" The guy smiles pleasantly and opesn the sack and pulls out a little man that is about 9" tall and stands him up on the bar. Then the man reaches in and pulls out a beautiful ornate grand piano, and finally a piano bench. The man then says, Watch this." He then points to the little man. The little man sits down and plays an amazing Mozart Concerto! The bartender is flabergasted! He asks, "How the hell..." The man cuts him off by reaching into the bottom of the sack and pulling out a magic lamp, rubs it and POOF out pops a genie. The genie looks at the bartender and says, "You may have one wish, one wish only!" The bartender than says, "I want a million bucks!" The genie says, "Your wish is granted" and goes back into the lamp! About a minute later a duck walks into the bar, followed by another duck and another. Pretty soon the bar is packed completely full of ducks quacking and making a terrible ruckus. The bartender leans into the man and shouts, "I think your genie is a little deaf!!!" The man then replies... "No sh*t, do you think I wished for a 9" pianist???"
Budumpum!
