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Slaydadea
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How do you amuse a blonde for hours?Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Did you hear about the two blondes that walked into a building?
You think one of them would have noticed it!
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I took my 2 daughters to sears a couple of months ago. It was my oldest daughters birthday. We had driven about 2 hours to get there. My youngest was 8. Apparently she had become extremely car sick. We were at the check out and she told me she was going to barf. The checker had already rung through over $100 in my purchases. All I needed to do was swipe my card. My daughter was holding her hands over her mouth. I asked the checker for a plastic bag. She told me it was against store policy to give me an extra bag. Needless to say- my daughter spewed in the middle of the store. And I left without a plastic bag- or a purchase.
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Hootie got it goin on!
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He was NEVER a friend of America, so I wish him peace and I hope he rests in Heaven with God but good riddins!
He's got some "Splainin" to do before he walks through the gates.
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good
RV, baby
Reminds me of a Limbaugh quote. "Mama told me to never saying but good things about dead people", "He's dead. Good!"
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actually he has been dead since late february which as his last appearance and never been seen since.
Keyword: "Reported".
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Man... that was funny....
Yep! That was!
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So I decide to drive to Issaquah, a town near Seattle WA., about an hour and a half away, to go to Home Depot and Bed Bath and Beyond. I spend a bunch of money at home depot and the checker asked me if I would like to buy a paper bag for a nickle. I kinda looked at him wondering if I heard him correct. I had to buy one because along with all of my hardwood flooring I got alot of small items. I kinda shook my head and we proceeded to the truck. Then I go to Bed, Bath and Beyond and when the checker was done and took my money, she pushed all my stuff towards me. I actually started air laughing and looked at my hubbie and said you gotta be ***** kidding me!!! I spend this much money and the store can't even offer me a bag!!!! I spend alot of money at these places and I will never ever shop at either of them again! Come to find out there are two towns that are doing this. I'm not sure but I think it has to do with a bunch of tree huggers trying to save the world. I guess by making you pay for a bag it will make you want to bring in a bag of your own. My problem is that why can someone dictate to a business owner as to what they can provide there customer, I mean if I bought a cup of soup at Safeway will they have to charge me for the plastic fork so it will make me bring my own? What is this world coming to!!! I am sure that town will loose some business because I know for a fact that there are at least 10 people in my family that will not put up with this city government controlling crud!!!
Still shaking my head!!
Grrr
So I decide to drive to Issaquah, a town near Seattle WA., about an hour and a half away, to go to Home Depot and Bed Bath and Beyond. I spend a bunch of money at home depot and the checker asked me if I would like to buy a paper bag for a nickle. I kinda looked at him wondering if I heard him correct. I had to buy one because along with all of my hardwood flooring I got alot of small items. I kinda shook my head and we proceeded to the truck. Then I go to Bed, Bath and Beyond and when the checker was done and took my money, she pushed all my stuff towards me. I actually started air laughing and looked at my hubbie and said you gotta be ***** kidding me!!! I spend this much money and the store can't even offer me a bag!!!! I spend alot of money at these places and I will never ever shop at either of them again! Come to find out there are two towns that are doing this. I'm not sure but I think it has to do with a bunch of tree huggers trying to save the world. I guess by making you pay for a bag it will make you want to bring in a bag of your own. My problem is that why can someone dictate to a business owner as to what they can provide there customer, I mean if I bought a cup of soup at Safeway will they have to charge me for the plastic fork so it will make me bring my own? What is this world coming to!!! I am sure that town will loose some business because I know for a fact that there are at least 10 people in my family that will not put up with this city government controlling crud!!!
Still shaking my head!!
Grrr
My problem is that why can someone dictate to a business owner as to what they can provide there customer,
Seems to be a lot of that going on these days. Look at what's happening to the firearm and ammo manufactures.
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Good Video Slay......but it had been posted 2 other times last week. Look up Biden junk and you'll find it on page 2 or 3.
GO RV, then BV
My bad Shabs. Maybe I can get a Mod to take it downs. Tx man.
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..........we just need to keep the playing field level (perhaps, in our favor!), with what the Whitehouse will be causing to happen to our country.......
..........sorry, Piers Morgan......
Every time I see the GEICO lizard say, O, I HAVE A FLAT TIRE! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!! Just flames my A$$%. Reminds me of Piers Morgan. HMMM!!!
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AK-47 in all it's glory.
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Saving the bomb drops for next budget cycle.
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OK, just one more from me.
When I was young my intent was to go to finish medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam.
The deciding question was, "Re-arrange the letters "P N E S I" to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect."
Those who spelled "SPINE" became doctors. The rest are in Congress!-
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It's been awhile since we've had a good joke session and I know there's a lot of talent on DV with some funny ones. Hope participation is good and everyone has a great laugh. I'll start it out.
The wife and I where messing around in the garden the other day and I had been drinking a few adult beverages while picking weeds and turning soil. She bent over in front of me and I couldn’t help but to comment. “Baby, You’re butt is getting as big as the barbeque grill”! Just picking fun at her, I went and got a yardstick and measured them both. I replied again, “Yep, just as I thought”, almost the same. She looked at me with a snarl on her face and didn’t say much to me the rest of the day. At bed time I thought I'd try to make up and rub her back in hopes of getting lucky. After all attempts failed, I tenderly asked, “Baby, what's wrong”? She tenderly replied, “You don't expect me to fire up this big ole barbeque grill for one little weenie do you”? I was speechless the rest of the night.
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Just for the record if the IRS is watching this site. I am only here for the entertainment.
Great, tell them to bust loose on a rate so we can cash in. There cut is factored in. Nothing to hide. Attention IRS!!!!, If you monitor this site, Please do the right thing. I would love nothing more that to pay your cut. Do it soon before the rate go up!
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Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now!
Answer: The Republican Caddy has a very comfortable system that controls cool and heat based on a normal 98.6 body temp. The Democrat version, based on budget restraints just blows hot air up your a$$.
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Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now!
Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke.
GO RV, then BVC
Sounds like bigwave is blowing smoke........it's just not WHITE smoke.
GO RV, then BV
Hey Shabs, You know the difference between a 2013 Democratic Cadillac and a 2013 Republican Cadillac with climate control seats is?
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Karaoke music no worries LOL ...................... Funny thanks for sharing
That would be awesome to sing at the bar LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea man! I'm on it already. Taking this one to the Moose Lodge.
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Can someone please tell me what dinar pole is please so I can see what they cost?
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Suppose he's calling the lawyers he keeps on retainer...?!
Ya gotta admit, the author did a pretty good job with it. I'd hate to have his IP address!
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Wonder how the notorious lefty jimmy buffet and his liberal parrot head friends feel about this.....?
I'm sure he's not liking it. O well...!
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Think You're Screwed now? Check this out!
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Whew!!!!