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  6. How did you find out about this Dinar investment?

    in Opinions, Perspectives, and Your Two Cents on the Iraqi Dinar

    Posted

    I was told about this from a good friend of mine. He was told about it from a friend of his who heard it from his brother.

    ( can't believe that I just wrote that) I thought If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. You can wish in one hand & sh-t in the other,see which one fills up first! ect...

    That was @ Aug 2010 Did a little research, Dec 2010 started getting serious about it .

    Bought Dinar & joined DinarVets Jan 2011. I haven't been riding this rollercoaster long. Can't imagine riding it for years

    & still have a positive attitude It does get exciting at times though

  9. No sex since 1955 (clean)

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    NO SEX SINCE 1955

    An old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala

    event hosted by a local liberal arts college.

    There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in

    attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for

    conversation.

    "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very

    serious man. Is something bothering you?"

    "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

    The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and

    said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

    "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

    The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation,

    said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

    The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

    Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take

    this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

    "1955, ma'am."

    "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really

    need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

    She took his hand and led him to a private room where she

    proceeded to "relax" him several times.

    Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest

    and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

    The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch,

    "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

    (Gotta love military time)

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  18. Super Bowl humor

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    A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man

    came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.

    "No," she said, "the seat is empty."

    "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would

    have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in

    the world, and not use it ?

    Somberly, the woman says, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I

    was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first

    Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that, that's terrible. But couldn't you find

    someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the

    seat?" The woman shakes her head,

    "No, they're all at the funeral."

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  19. CONTEST TIME! "How a stimulus package works"

    in Off Topic posts

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    One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

    Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn’t look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you. He said, “I’m here to help you, ma’am. Why don’t you wait in the car where it’s warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson.”

    Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.

    As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn’t thank him enough for coming to her aid.

    Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.

    He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, “And think of me.”

    He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.

    A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn’t erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.

    After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.

    There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: “You don’t owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I’m helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.”

    Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.

    Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard….

    She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, “Everything’s going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.”

    There is an old saying “What goes around comes around.”

    S

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