THE ITCH

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Once upon a time, there liMved a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Earl the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Earl revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Earl to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Earl readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Earl would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Earl to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Earl the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Earl worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Earl left satisfied and was hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Earl found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied and knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King,Earl couldn't have cared less and with a laugh told him to 'get lost'.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Earl.

The moral of the story.............

Pay your Doctor bills

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You ain't right! I LIKE your sense of humor. Keep it up (no pun intended)!!!

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Once upon a time, there liMved a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Earl the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Earl revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Earl to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause Earl readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Earl would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Earl to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Earl the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Earl worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Earl left satisfied and was hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Earl found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied and knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King,Earl couldn't have cared less and with a laugh told him to 'get lost'.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Earl.

The moral of the story.............

Pay your Doctor bills

OK this was one stupid story! But the moral of the story is Pay your taxe's.......................................! I know it's time to RV now.............................! B)