PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS

[delta22]

Meet all ya'll in Guam

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Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon men are legally allowed to have

sex with animals, but the animals must be female.

Having sexual relations with a male animal

is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

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In Bahrain a male doctor may legally examine

a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking

directly at them during the examination. He may

only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals

of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.

The sex organs of the deceased must be covered

with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia

is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job

is to travel the countryside and deflower young

virgins who pay them for the privilege of having

sex for the first time.

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly

forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even

comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong a betrayed wife is legally

allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but

may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand,

may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool,

England but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia a woman may only have

sex with her husband and the first time this happens,

her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man

to have sex with a woman and her daughter

at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that

they had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland it is illegal to sell condoms

from vending machines with one exception:

Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending

machine only in places where alcoholic beverages

are sold for consumption on the premises.

(Is this a great country or what?

(Well ..... not as great as Guam !)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150

calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can

pull 30 times its own weight and always falls

over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of ???)

(Did our Government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Hope you enjoyed learning about the different

types of customs around the world.

If you need to reach me in the future, I will be in Guam !!!!!!

[aliciadogz]

Please remind me not to go to Indonesia. Specially after the RV. Were people come up with these dumb laws.

[DumNDumer]

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

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HI DELTA,

THOSE ARE THINGS THAT MAKES ONE GO HHHUUMMMM

YOU BEST STAY OUT OF GUAM ROFLLLLLLLLLLL

[gur1t4]

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia

is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')

Dear delta22, I'm an Indonesian, I am a Christian, I live in North Sumatra. There is never a stupid issue like that, brother... Please do not provide misleading information. We are not primitive people. You have to learn more about Indonesia. In our country there are over 300 tribes. 95% are familiar with modern civilization. Especially my tribe "BATAK TOBA (95% Christian)", is a tribe which is quite famous in the world and believes strongly in humanity. Peace...